Weirdo Bass Players' Club

[Gaolee]

It came up in another thread about latex gloves and pulled pork. No you don't want to know. Unless you are a weirdo. This is the place to be a weirdo among other weirdos. No, you don't get a number. We don't need no stinkin' numbers to be weird.

We can discuss the most important aspects of bass playing. The ones nobody else has the insight to think about, let alone explore. Things like - the best tone grease, the best filler for ashtrays, the best use for tort in an industrial setting, the best bondo for fender repair, the best hazmat suit sources. Things like that.

Who is with me?

 

[CGremlin]

Count me in!

 

[npbassman]

# please!!! I'd like to take a little credit for this club.

 

[Doner Designs]

I'm pretty sure I would qualify for membership in this august group.

 

[Gaolee]

# please!!! I'd like to take a little credit for this club.

You can be #1. That's the only number I'm giving out. Why? On top of being a weirdo, I'm lazy.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I do not want to keep track of you giving me a number, because this is how lazy I am.

 

[Ajapses]

I'll bite. I suppose this will morph into guys trying to 'out-weird' everyone else, so I'll eat my dinner to have energy to think. Peeing in the shower probably won't get an honorable mention here.

 

[TheCrimsonKing]

I want in, not only am I weird but I'm also extremely pretentious.

 

[bass.slinger]

I'll bite. I suppose this will morph into guys trying to 'out-weird' everyone else, so I'll eat my dinner to have energy to think. Peeing in the shower probably won't get an honorable mention here.

Was it the demo shower in the plumbing store? I would think that would qualify.

 

[Ajapses]

Was it the demo shower in the plumbing store? I would think that would qualify.

Agreed. We probably only have 10...15...20 tops on TB that have done it.

 

[bass.slinger]

Although a band I used to play in was banned from a local venue because they were caught publicly urinating on the side of the building since the bathroom line was too long (before my time) - these Einsteins apparently picked the side of the building visible from both the street and parking lot.

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

It came up in another thread about latex gloves and pulled pork. No you don't want to know. Unless you are a weirdo. This is the place to be a weirdo among other weirdos. No, you don't get a number. We don't need no stinkin' numbers to be weird.

We can discuss the most important aspects of bass playing. The ones nobody else has the insight to think about, let alone explore. Things like - the best tone grease, the best filler for ashtrays, the best use for tort in an industrial setting, the best bondo for fender repair, the best hazmat suit sources. Things like that.

Who is with me?

Isn't "weirdo bass player" redundant?
Put me on your list of secret numbers.
I is weird.

 

[Londo Molari]

number please

 

[Camaro69]

I'm doubting I will qualify, but I have popcorn

 

[Spectrum]

I like parakeets.

 

[bholder]

I like parakeets.

With or without ketchup?

 

[brendanbassix]

I'll bite. I suppose this will morph into guys trying to 'out-weird' everyone else, so I'll eat my dinner to have energy to think. Peeing in the shower probably won't get an honorable mention here.

peeing in the shower isn't weird but waffle stomping your nuggets down the shower drain to save time for practicing is so i guess Im in!

 

[Matthew Barrack]

I like parakeets.

Yes, I do too. What kind?

 

[Matthew Barrack]

Which bass is best used for sitting around with your dog pancake while laughing at the colour of grass?

 

[Spectrum]

With or without ketchup?

I don't eat parakeets. Parakeets are sweet and kind and warm and fuzzy.

I prefer them over people. If I could teach them to play music I'd have my own parakeet band.

Budgie already beat me to the name.