What did you learn today?

[D M C]

I used to smoke a pipe. I quit 2 or 3 years ago. I missed it for the first year after I quit, but now it rarely comes to mind.
Last summer I went to my sister's cottage in Michigan on Lake Huron. Her husband left a cigar up there that I tried to smoke, but it was not pleasant at all. I shan't do it again.

Unless I get wasted. I do lots of unpleasant things then.

 

[Stumbo]

Substitute two sides of soft head lettuce for hamburger buns. Cut your carbs.

Substitute tenderized top sirloin for hamburger.

 

[D M C]

Substitute two sides of soft head lettuce for hamburger buns. Cut your carbs.

Substitute tenderized top sirloin for hamburger.

What is "soft head lettuce"?

 

[FingerDub]

What is "soft head lettuce"?

It's lettuce grown by someone who isn't hard headed.

 

[Stumbo]

What is "soft head lettuce"?

Regular green lettuce that's round like a head. Squeeze a few of them to find a soft one. Lettuce not packed so tight. Easier to eat.

 

[D M C]

Well OK. Yum!

 

[Killed_by_Death]

I learned that Ibanez intentionally makes their vibrato arms in such a way that they're incompatible with other brands, and in my particular case I can't even change out the post that the arm screws onto, another intentional design caveat of theirs.
They're also quite greedy to charge $10 shipping!

 

[FingerDub]

I learned that Ibanez intentionally makes their vibrato arms in such a way that they're incompatible with other brands, and in my particular case I can't even change out the post that the arm screws onto, another intentional design caveat of theirs.
They're also quite greedy to charge $10 shipping!

I liked this comment just to help you keep your ratio over 2.

 

[Stumbo]

It's lettuce grown by someone who isn't hard headed.

Good one.

 

[fingerguy]

I learned I have one too many Leathermans.

 

[Funky Ghost]

That no matter how hard you try, break ups are very rarely civil.

Unfortunate, that.

 

[bholder]

Once again, the simplest coding mistakes are the easiest to make and sometimes the hardest to find.

 

[bholder]

I learned I have one too many Leathermans.

I always kind of thought "Leatherman" was one of the Village People, no?

 

[deeptubes]

Today I learned the hard way that my hands are much too rough and calloused for "solos".

 

[ZenG]

Today I learned the hard way that my hands are much too rough and calloused for "solos".

What happened?

 

[fingerguy]

I always kind of thought "Leatherman" was one of the Village People, no?

The fact that is your own thought, well to each is own.

 

[ZenG]

I always kind of thought "Leatherman" was one of the Village People, no?

No no no.......he was a t.v. talk show host for over 30 years..

 

[fingerguy]

I forgot how much I like baked beans.

 

[Stumbo]

I forgot how much I like baked beans.

You remembered?

 

[fingerguy]

You remembered?

More like found out. For work lunches I will go to Target in the soup section and grab anything that sounds yummy. Then I saw baked beans and figured why not. It was most yummy!