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What's the funniest joke you know?
- Thread starter soulgeezer
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bigfatbass
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- Jun 30, 2003
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Yes, you can choose not to be offended by anything, no matter how offensive it may be, but that doesn't mean that someone else might not take extreme offense at the same statement.
To not know the difference is sad.
So tell me, in what regular mixed social setting would that Vietnamese joke be "funny"?
There is no PC police thing here, only the line I will say again:
If you have to look around before you tell it, it is NOT a joke.
And I'll add, just because the people who might be offended don't happen to be nearby, doesn't mean it's not offensive.
To not know the difference is sad.
So tell me, in what regular mixed social setting would that Vietnamese joke be "funny"?
There is no PC police thing here, only the line I will say again:
If you have to look around before you tell it, it is NOT a joke.
And I'll add, just because the people who might be offended don't happen to be nearby, doesn't mean it's not offensive.
I have to add this one, because it illustrates your point.
Q: How does every racist joke in the world begin?
A: *looks all around to see if any of 'them' are nearby*
Q: How does every racist joke in the world begin?
A: *looks all around to see if any of 'them' are nearby*
A guy goes to the dentist.
The dentist says to him "Man, you just 69'd with your wife before you came here didn't you?"
The guy says "Wow, Do I have bad breath?"
The dentist says "No"
The guy says "Is there hair in my teeth?"
The dentist says "No"
The guy asks "So how can you tell?"
The dentist says "Because there's s*** on your nose"
The dentist says to him "Man, you just 69'd with your wife before you came here didn't you?"
The guy says "Wow, Do I have bad breath?"
The dentist says "No"
The guy says "Is there hair in my teeth?"
The dentist says "No"
The guy asks "So how can you tell?"
The dentist says "Because there's s*** on your nose"
A guy stands up in the middle of a bar and shouts "All lawyers are ass*****!!!!
Another man stands up and shouts "Hey I resent that!!!"
The first guy asks "Why, are you a lawyer?"
He says "No, I'm an ass****
Another man stands up and shouts "Hey I resent that!!!"
The first guy asks "Why, are you a lawyer?"
He says "No, I'm an ass****
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can smell it but they can't eat it.
They can smell it but they can't eat it.
A girl goes to the doctor.
She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out, my pee's coming out in four streams."
He says, "Get up on the table and I'll see what I can do."
She gets up on the table, he starts to examine her, and he starts to giggle.
She says, "It's not funny. My pee's coming out in four streams."
He says, "It won't anymore. I took the trouser button out of there."
She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out, my pee's coming out in four streams."
He says, "Get up on the table and I'll see what I can do."
She gets up on the table, he starts to examine her, and he starts to giggle.
She says, "It's not funny. My pee's coming out in four streams."
He says, "It won't anymore. I took the trouser button out of there."
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
After you **** her, they stay and talk to her.
After you **** her, they stay and talk to her.
A lawyer says to his partner "Are you F****** the new secretary?"
His partner says "No"
The first guy says "Good, then you fire her"
His partner says "No"
The first guy says "Good, then you fire her"
A guy gets into a terrible accident and his jaw is all wired up so he has to be fed through his ass.
One day he's having a caffeine fit so he calls over the nurse and mumbles "nnnurse I guttaaa havvve a cup of coffeee"
The nurse says "Ok" so she takes a funnel and a tube, sticks it in his ass, and pours in some coffee
The guy starts screaming "AHHHH MHMMHA AHHHH!!!!!"
The nurse says "What...is it too hot?"
He says " NNNO TOOO SWEEEET!!!"
One day he's having a caffeine fit so he calls over the nurse and mumbles "nnnurse I guttaaa havvve a cup of coffeee"
The nurse says "Ok" so she takes a funnel and a tube, sticks it in his ass, and pours in some coffee
The guy starts screaming "AHHHH MHMMHA AHHHH!!!!!"
The nurse says "What...is it too hot?"
He says " NNNO TOOO SWEEEET!!!"
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