My mileage certainly did vary - I've got an Elite 5 which is basically the Studio with 2-band EQ instead of 3-band. I don't play sitting down much, so I can't comment on the lower horn, but mine certainly doesn't have significant neck dive, doesn't hum, has a pretty nice "modern" tone (I *did* think the Elite's tone was better than the Studio, despite having a "lower end" pre, but it wasn't dramatic), and while it's heavier than my Status Graphite, for sure, it's also lighter than my Jazz 5. Which brings me to my question: What year was yours made? I got mine in early 2008, so it was probably built in 2007. Your experience is so different from mine that I gotta wonder if the design/materials got a whole lot better or a whole lot worse in between.