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What's Your Bass/Guitar's Name?

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A friend and at the time bandmate nicknamed my weird headless "chorizo mariposa". A "chorizo mariposa" is a roasted chorizo cut lengthwise so it kinda looks like a butterfly. I can't unsee the similarity with that body shape I was so proud of, and the name stuck. But other than that, I could never find a "model name" for my builds (that guitar for example) that convinced me.

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I used to call my trusty Sabre “blue one” but then I got a different blue one so I guess I call that one “other blue one” but sometimes when I play that one the older blue one is really the other blue one. Then I got a blue Tele and it’s also “the blue one”. Don’t even get me started on red ones and white ones and black or sunburst ones.

My Stylophone is named Ron. I’ve raised it to believe it’s a prince.
 
My 100 year old 4/4 German flatback upright bass does indeed have a name. It named itself though. Behind the fingerboard, a previous owner who used it with the 70s punk rock band Angry Samoans wrote his name. I have and always will refer to it as Homer. It's also the bass the Three Stooges used in Disorder in the Court.

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Yes, and the gig bags they are in have name tags. If I ever get to a gig, and my bass isn't working, I can call home and say "bring me Thunder", and I know what bass I'll get - I don' t have to educate my wife on what to look for when I ask for the bass with the Bubinga fretboard. She can read a tag, and that's enough to get me what I need. It's a convenience thing on that level. If I only had 2 basses, this wouldn't be necessary, but as I have a few more than 2, it's a proactive strategy to avoid confusion in that kind of situation. I'm an Engineer - I'm programmed to foresee problems, and implement solutions before they happen.

Other people have descriptors - 57P, 65 Jazz, etc that they can use to denote which bass they mean. As I build all my basses, I can't call them the "Fender" and the Ric", because they aren't that. The names are somewhat descriptive - "Thunder" is the one with the most low end, "Red" is.....red(ish). You find that a lot of touring artists do this, so their tech and they can communicate quickly - if Keith says "bring me Micawber", his tech knows exactly what to do (and you know which Keith I'm talking about as well). Pete Townshend had guitars with HUGE numbers painted on them at one time - it was undoubtedly part of how he, his tech, and FOH kept on the same page about what guitar he was playing. I've done FOH gigs where there were a couple of handheld wireless mics that folks going onstage could grab - having some visual indication of which was which (yellow gaff tape around the handle of one) made a huge difference - if one talker is too loud and the other too soft, and you don't know who's on what mic, it's a bad time for all. If you know, you fix it much more quickly, and once you know the talkers, you can anticipate, and avoid the issue altogether. Thinking about what could go wrong, or what has, and doing something about it before it happens it is always a good idea.
 
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I have named a few basses and cars over the years. Only the keepers. Not every bass, certainly not every car either. Here are my current named axes:
This is Daryl, named in tribute to Daryl Dawkins, because it’s thunderous:
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This is Jules. Because it’s a bad mother=_<{€^.
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This is Vince, who hangs with Jules but is a little more laid back:
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I get a kick out of how worked up people get over other people naming their basses. Harmless fun, and often humorous. I’m getting a chuckle out of some of these, keep ‘em coming!
 
My two main players are "My red one" and "My white one". One time, I had an impromptu rehearsal come up and I needed my wife to drop my bass off at work. I asked her to grab the red one. She brought the white one because it has a very bright red pearloid pick guard. Hmm....OK, thanks dear.
 
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I’ve never felt the need to give my basses, cars, or anything I own a name, other than a pet. I think most people do, however,

So, just wondering, what’re your basses’ names (& model?) and why?

No. I refer to the as “The (Manufacturers Name). However, I don’t find it as pretentious as “THE Ohio State University” but it works well for bases.
 
My 100 year old 4/4 German flatback upright bass does indeed have a name. It named itself though. Behind the fingerboard, a previous owner who used it with the 70s punk rock band Angry Samoans wrote his name. I have and always will refer to it as Homer. It's also the bass the Three Stooges used in Disorder in the Court.

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What history! That’s awesome!
 
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