I "myself" ALSO HOPES "this" thread ends "SOON TOO"!
Well, if it does, what else are we gonna do on a Saturday night with no gig and re-runs on TV?
why do we need nicer cars?
why do we need nicer homes?
why do we need nicer anything?
You forgot, why did the chicken cross the road?
IMO: They are not connected. This is the 5% conversation…
Agreed, the other 95% is BS, gifs, and Jokes.
Here's one back at the OP: who are you, that any of us need to justify ourselves to you? What's your position of authority here?
I think he’s a lieutenant.
What does it matter to you? People are happy with different things.
Because he’s the lieutenant.
Why do some drink Bud, and others 30 year old whiskey? Why did Anthony Jackson spend decades (and thousands of dollars) creating the perfect instrument for him?
Because...
Oh great wise one did you fall asleep?
Did your keyboard stop working?
Or is this the quest for us to find the holy grail on our own?
I promise you I will dedicate my life to solving the forbidden riddle, "Because…"
Oh great wise one you’re also right about whiskey, I haven’t had enough yet to address this post, but I’m working on it.
It's weird how many threads can be boiled down to the exact same thing:
"Why doesn't everyone act and think the way I do?"
And the answer is the same every time:
Because we aren't you.
But theoretically if we all were you, then would all post be the same?
Which reminds me of Einstein's theory of relativity…
A blues bass player and Albert Einstein are sitting next to each other on a plane.
Einstein keeps turning to the blues man bragging about how smart he is.
Saying stuff like “oh people say in the smartest man alive”, or “I’m just so incredibly smart.”
The bass player ignores him and just keeps reading his book.
Finally Einstein catches his attention by giving him a challenge.
He says, “you can ask me any question in the world and if I can’t answer it,
I’ll give you $500 but if I ask you a question and you can’t answer it,
you only have to give me $5.”
So the blues man takes the challenge and asks him the question,
“What climbs up a hill on 4 legs and climbs down on 3?”
Einstein spends half the plane ride trying to figure out the problem.
He has notes and papers everywhere while the blues man keeps reading his book.
Finally after 2 hours, Einstein gives up and hands him $500 dollars like he promised.
The blues man takes the money and goes back to reading his book.
Einstein gives him a look and after a minute asks, “what’s the answer?”
The bass player sighs, sets down his book,
and says, “I have no idea”, and hands Einstein a five dollar bill.
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