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Why would anyone not play bass?

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by wraub, Dec 2, 2018.


  1. wraub

    wraub

    Apr 9, 2004
    ennui, az
    previated devert
    Right?

    I mean... really...

    right?
     
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  2. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    central NY state
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    Left?
     
  3. Passinwind

    Passinwind I know nothing. Commercial User

    Dec 3, 2003
    Columbia River Gorge, WA.
    Owner/Designer &Toaster Tech Passinwind Electronics
    Because Seinfeld. Yel_wink.
     

  4. To keep drummers out of their lives?
     
  5. 1bassplayinfool

    1bassplayinfool -Nowhere Man- Supporting Member

    They have better things to do with their lives... :D
     
  6. Torrente Cro

    Torrente Cro

    Sep 5, 2013
    Croatia
    Because he/she is good enough on guitar?
     
  7. Wisebass

    Wisebass

    Jan 12, 2017
    Lost in Space
    Hi wraub :)

    My parents told me not to play with the food!

    grilled-bass.

    Didn' t help! :D


    may the bass be with you

    Wise(b)ass
     
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  8. BassBuzzRS

    BassBuzzRS

    Oct 18, 2005
    Norway
    Lol, we are getting very internal with the humor now. Next would be "Why would anyone start a thread and not make fun of other threads in the title?"
     
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  9. I'd posit 'WHY is TB suddenly ate up with WHY would . . . . . . threads' ?

    I asked myself why and man oh man is it circular and redundant. I think in fairness, we need more WHAT, WHO, and WHERE threads to balance this out, we're listing to starboard . . . . .
     
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  10. HomerJSimpsson

    HomerJSimpsson

    Mar 28, 2017
    Sweden
    Östergötlands län
    Well, ... I found that violin, used, cheap, guess from china, .... and now I kinde spend more time with it ... it's electrical, ... but thats not why ... see it has 6 Strings ... 2 more than usual ... and you guess right, they are BASS STRINGS !!! .... Yes, you're right, another instrument I suck on ... but its fun !
     
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  11. jd56hawk

    jd56hawk

    Sep 12, 2011
    The Garden State
    Splunge?
     
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  12. 40Hz

    40Hz Supporting Member

    Agree. I prefer the WHAT, WHEN, WHO and especially HOW threads for superior signal to noise ratios. :thumbsup:
     
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  13. Finally a question worth exploring in a completely superficial manner to arrive at a foregone conclusion!
     
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  14. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses
    No argument here. It's definitely the easiest of the cool instruments.
     
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  15. SpazzTheBassist

    SpazzTheBassist

    Jun 20, 2006
    maybe they don't want to be that one musician in the group who always loads and unloads the PA out of the van......
     
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  16. No arms.
     
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  17. Nashrakh

    Nashrakh

    Aug 16, 2008
    Hamburg, Germany
    Because they actually want to get laid.
     
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  18. SpazzTheBassist

    SpazzTheBassist

    Jun 20, 2006
    which begs the question: Which are the uncool instruments? (besides keyboards with a keytar)
     
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  19. I didn't play bass for about 30 years before I did start playing bass. Didn't Help.
     
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  20. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses

    The uncool instrument are the triangle, the accordion, and the oboe. Tambourine and cowbell could also be considered uncool, but it depends on the player.
     
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