@ctmullins that made me laugh out loud, but also feel sad for your predicament.
A lot of people build and restore sailboats around here so I'm pretty blessed with a local selection of a wide range of exotic and domestic woods. A few years ago, I built a neck with "tubi" aka "queen ebony", which is a jet black timber from the Solomon Islands. I bought enough to do two fingerboards and some neck stringers. I built a 7 string neck through, mostly Jatoba, with 1/4" tubi stringers and a tubi fretboard. That neck was hardly able to move.

It had a two-way truss rod which took a colossal effort to turn and I always thought it would break. I won't touch that stuff any longer due to the sustainability implications (also primarily why I stick to domestics), but it was lovely stuff.
@Slidlow those ebony babies are really pretty and I'm sure don't move.

A while back, I sort of got into using "crap" to build. It's a weird obsession, but I'm pursuing recycled materials, re-purposed and found items, etc. I've built a bunch of stuff out of found driftwood, an old dresser, coffee tables, etc.

The centre neck stringer in this build is from a bedpost, the walnut sides from a coffee table, and the hard maple top is from a board that was being used as dunnage at a local wood supplier and he gave it to me for free. I commented to him because it was 4/4, 8.5" wide x 4' long and one end had some mild figuring... and he laughed and told me to make a guitar out of it.

I'm also using all repurposed hardware, but I may use new knobs and a new straplock. Pickups and preamp are new too.
I've got a wild and crazy plan coming up that I've not yet prototyped, and I'm sure it will require some serious stiffening rods in order to even make it work. And it may not even work then... Some of the necks I've built have
not survived, but in my defense, I pushed them to the edge in construction...and then some.
