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Worst gig I've played in a while
- Thread starter droo46
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That is a sure sign that the band probably doesn't care to tolerate that type of disrespect.
Join the band. Fire the singer. Quit the band.
LOL, I read this and laughed. Reminded me of my last band. Some highlights:
The guitar player makes the band and audience wait 15 minutes past start time so he can finish his meal. He gets into a yelling match with a DJ for playing music too loud during band set-up.
The singer got so overweight during COVID he made Vince Neil look thin. He couldn't remember the lyrics to "Welcome to the Jungle" so just repeated the first verse for verses 2 and 3. When I suggest that he focus on songs that are in his vocal wheelhouse, he replies that it's ok to sing badly as long as the audience is dancing.
The guitar player, who also doubles on keys, attempts to play the intro to "Mr. Crowley". He gets this dazed and confused look on his face. Nobody can decipher what he's trying to play. Same with the AC/DC song "If you want blood". He fumbles about. A member of the audience posts a comment on Facebook the next day suggesting that the guitar player must have been missing a string.
Meanwhile, the drummer plays superbly and carries those clowns.
The guitar player makes the band and audience wait 15 minutes past start time so he can finish his meal. He gets into a yelling match with a DJ for playing music too loud during band set-up.
The singer got so overweight during COVID he made Vince Neil look thin. He couldn't remember the lyrics to "Welcome to the Jungle" so just repeated the first verse for verses 2 and 3. When I suggest that he focus on songs that are in his vocal wheelhouse, he replies that it's ok to sing badly as long as the audience is dancing.
The guitar player, who also doubles on keys, attempts to play the intro to "Mr. Crowley". He gets this dazed and confused look on his face. Nobody can decipher what he's trying to play. Same with the AC/DC song "If you want blood". He fumbles about. A member of the audience posts a comment on Facebook the next day suggesting that the guitar player must have been missing a string.
Meanwhile, the drummer plays superbly and carries those clowns.
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Salud!
I feel for you.
I cannot stand the long pauses where my mates don't know what is going next or what to say or when to start. In fact, a drummer we fired recently complained about me rushing him to already start the next ******* song.
Sometimes, you just need a fireball:
I feel for you.
I cannot stand the long pauses where my mates don't know what is going next or what to say or when to start. In fact, a drummer we fired recently complained about me rushing him to already start the next ******* song.Sometimes, you just need a fireball:
I'd agree with this. I have to remind myself that most people view what we do as some form of magic. The constant "Oh I could never do that" comments. Of course we all know that it's just time and practice, but to the average gig patron we are freaking wizards (or witches if you will). I have done gigs with guys that can literally only strum cowboy chords (admittedly some of them were fantastic vocalists), and they have people telling them how great they are at guitar etc., etc. To say nothing of the fact that the idea of getting on stage for some if a horrifying aspect. Ok, ok, rambling over.
What was the lead singer's excuse for being late?
I find being late terribly disrespectful to the band, the audience, and the venue.
I hope the band sat around drinking while the lead singer broke down and packed up all your equipment for you.
I find being late terribly disrespectful to the band, the audience, and the venue.
I hope the band sat around drinking while the lead singer broke down and packed up all your equipment for you.
1. Your story was funny. The tap on the shoulder lol!
2. I’m not crazy about alcohol, but I happen to like Fireball. Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
3. What we do—some call it “music”—started with primitive people sitting around a fire, making noises together so as to feel like a community. Not all of them played, but some just listened, grunted, and drank their Fireball. Nobody cared if Grog missed the modulation on the and of 3 before the bridge. You guys were the backdrop to a moment of community, and ironic as it may sound, if your weird coworker had a good time, y’all did your job.
2. I’m not crazy about alcohol, but I happen to like Fireball. Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
3. What we do—some call it “music”—started with primitive people sitting around a fire, making noises together so as to feel like a community. Not all of them played, but some just listened, grunted, and drank their Fireball. Nobody cared if Grog missed the modulation on the and of 3 before the bridge. You guys were the backdrop to a moment of community, and ironic as it may sound, if your weird coworker had a good time, y’all did your job.
One of the busiest, most successful and well-paid cover bands on my local circuit regularly have long gaps between nearly every song. I reckon they could fit another song in between those gaps. It drives me nuts, but none of the other patrons seems to mind at all.
It quite possible you're over thinking this particular issue.
It quite possible you're over thinking this particular issue.
As a freelancer, it's always handy to have one of these stashed in your gig bag...just in case.
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Don't have to tell me twice!
Still waiting on that part, unfortunately.
I agree. Punctuality is really important to me, and I get really annoyed when I'm not afforded the same courtesy. I don't know what the excuse was, but her mom is the bandleader. "The only time she's been on time was when she was born." She's a really great singer and entertainer, but she's frustrating to work with.
I’d say you’re fine with no fallout from the brown nosing co-worker. She’ll say you rocked and probably will be your best new buddy. (Been there)
As far as the gig goes, at least you got to check out the room to see if it’s worth getting your other group (s) in. Sometimes it’s the experience is helpful. Hope the free pizza was good.
I did a sub gig one time. A booking agent friend asked me at the last minute. I had to drive 45 miles, but he made sure I got paid extra. Classic rock and I’ve never met the band. Get there at 8:10 for a 9pm start. I set up in 10 minutes. No other band members there. Small divey bar.
I wait another 10 minutes and then I decide to wet my whistle while I’m waiting. 8:45 rolls around and still no one else. I make sure with the bartender this band is playing tonight. He confirms yes.
At 8:53 the 3 remaining members show up simultaneously. It was the most disorganized load I’d ever seen. They were bringing in cords by the armful, that sort of thing. Small ratty Peavey PA SP2s for mains with no monitors. Normally, I would get up and help, but I’m enjoying my beer and I’m sort of appalled. Best to avoid train wrecks in progress.
Of course, we’re right on time at about 9:20 or so. The bartender has already had words with the BL. It’s basically jam quality and LOUD as HELL! Yes, I wore plugs. Don’t know if they got paid, but I did via the agent.
As far as the gig goes, at least you got to check out the room to see if it’s worth getting your other group (s) in. Sometimes it’s the experience is helpful. Hope the free pizza was good.
I did a sub gig one time. A booking agent friend asked me at the last minute. I had to drive 45 miles, but he made sure I got paid extra. Classic rock and I’ve never met the band. Get there at 8:10 for a 9pm start. I set up in 10 minutes. No other band members there. Small divey bar.
I wait another 10 minutes and then I decide to wet my whistle while I’m waiting. 8:45 rolls around and still no one else. I make sure with the bartender this band is playing tonight. He confirms yes.
At 8:53 the 3 remaining members show up simultaneously. It was the most disorganized load I’d ever seen. They were bringing in cords by the armful, that sort of thing. Small ratty Peavey PA SP2s for mains with no monitors. Normally, I would get up and help, but I’m enjoying my beer and I’m sort of appalled. Best to avoid train wrecks in progress.
Of course, we’re right on time at about 9:20 or so. The bartender has already had words with the BL. It’s basically jam quality and LOUD as HELL! Yes, I wore plugs. Don’t know if they got paid, but I did via the agent.
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devnulljp
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Keep a beer bottle with you on stage. Accept the shot graciously, chase it with beer, but spit it into the bottle. Everyone's happy and you get to drive home safely after the gig.
with a QR code to scan going to a youtube of the WORST song of the night !!
I filled in for a few songs for a new band, awful, 2 sisters were singing, we were turning the chorus back to the verse while the 2 sisters argued on who was going to sing the 2nd verse,,,,,
I have come to peace with Fireball. So many years of people buying the band Fireball shots, I can tap the notes with my left while Fireballin with my right.
