Would you get implants?

[Bloodhammer]

A friend of mine wants implants I told her she doesnt need any her breasts are lovely as they are and what about paying for college for her two kids college funds are taken care of so I said okay as long as I get to test them afterward to compare to real ones S. Korea is the world champion in plastic surgery I'm getting my face changed to Christopher Walken or Abe Vigoda or Michael Berryman

which face should i get

Uhhh... Did you read the article I linked in the OP? Or any of the rest of the thread for that matter?

I say Walken. You seem inclined that way yourself.

 

[4StringAxe]

 

[ShredderMaximus]

I'd imagine finger magnets would just slow down my finger style on bass. What I want are implants that make 1000bpm 64th note shredding possible. A vibration function would be nice too.

 

[Phalex]

I'd imagine finger magnets would just slow down my finger style on bass. What I want are implants that make 1000bpm 64th note shredding possible. A vibration function would be nice too.

If you could get electro magnets installed, you could turn your hand into a sustainer. You wouldn't even need to touch the strings.

 

[Bloodhammer]

If you could get electro magnets installed, you could turn your hand into a sustainer. You wouldn't even need to touch the strings.

Yes! An Ebow implant!

Amaze your friends by playing your bass like a theremin!

 

[4StringAxe]

I'm going to need new knees soon. Maybe some cybernetic legs that walk straight on their own after binge drinking would be a plus !

 

[Jazz Ad]

In some clubs in Southern France and Ibiza, you can get a chip implant, the same as for dogs.
It holds your CC numbers and identity.
This way you can go in and out, to the bar and not have to carry a wallet.

 

[DeathFromBelow]

Maybe some cybernetic legs that walk straight on their own after binge drinking would be a plus !

Oh, I'm soooo with ya. Bring. It.

 

[4StringAxe]

Oh, I'm soooo with ya. Bring. It.

A kickstand would help out to, not sure where it would fold up into

 

[DeathFromBelow]

A kickstand would help out to, not sure where it would fold up into

Umm... Yeah. I'll have to get back to ya on that...

 

[edpal]

A kickstand would help out to, not sure where it would fold up into

Attached at 1st lumber vertebrae, folding up toward the shoulder blades. Making you are REAL tripod. "Kick back and relax".

 

[4StringAxe]

Attached at 1st lumber vertebrae, folding up toward the shoulder blades. Making you are REAL tripod. "Kick back and relax".

There we go, see, Ed knows what's what ... or um ... wait, that sounds paralyzingly painful. Well, since I intend to use it for drunkenness , I wouldn't feel it anyway.

 

[DeathFromBelow]

And there you have it folks.

 

[edpal]

There we go, see, Ed knows what's what ... or um ... wait, that sounds paralyzingly painful. Well, since I intend to use it for drunkenness , I wouldn't feel it anyway.

And there you have it folks.

Some things never change - get them drunk, implant all you want. :/

 

[DeathFromBelow]

Some things never change - get them drunk, implant all you want. :/

You know it brother. Now, what were we talking about again?

 

[4StringAxe]

Some things never change - get them drunk, implant all you want. :/

Bottled blind faith

 

[DeathFromBelow]

To boldly go where no man has gone before...

 

[4StringAxe]

To boldly go where no man has gone before...

 

[DeathFromBelow]

Looks strangely familiar...

 

[4StringAxe]

Yeah, the funny part is I never remember my glass being full.