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You know you´re obsessed with bass when...

or when you almost make a total a$$$$ out of yourself like I did last night, at the club, sober, in front of this cute bass player that thank god didn't see....
nearly falling out of the chair while playing the air bass! I was sitting up and fell backward against the back--I guess the weight from the "air bass" knocked me backward!
 
Your car stereo settings look like this:
Treble: |
Bass: |||||||

that makes the bass guitar sound horrible, still do it tho, but not cos I play bass, but because I drive a people carrier am 19 years old and enjoy funk and disco, the funny looks from chavs amuses me

Your the whitest kid you know but you own 30 funk albums
I can't see why you can't be white and like funk, the "funkyest" kids I no are white, but i don't see what difference it makes cos people are defined by there personality not by the colour of their skin.
 
Hmmmm ...


When you decide one Saturday morning that, ya know I think I'll go see what kinda Jazz Bass is hanging in the local music stores that I might like ...

Then ya see one and you just gotta have it, and you buy it and as your putting it in the trunk you realize ... you know I have 5 more of these at home!

Better yet, you come up with this crazy idea that you can build this cool little 10" speaker box, and you end up a year later with no less than 5 designs in production and a 6th on the drawing board of a start up commercial speaker cab company.

:) ... Must be something about the number 6 ... what's up with that?
 
Your car stereo settings look like this:
Treble: |
Bass: |||||||
that makes the bass guitar sound horrible, still do it tho, but not cos I play bass, but because I drive a people carrier am 19 years old and enjoy funk and disco, the funny looks from chavs amuses me

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Originally Posted by DudeistMonk View Post
Your the whitest kid you know but you own 30 funk albums
I can't see why you can't be white and like funk, the "funkyest" kids I no are white, but i don't see what difference it makes cos people are defined by there personality not by the colour of their skin.
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The Bass doesn't sound terrible if you have a 6 speaker Boss system in your car...in fact I think my stereo could make just about anything sound good.

It was a joke man and I honestly can't see who it could possibly offend...the point is I'm white and I listen to funk, and my playing is pretty funky. ....I certainly wouldn't know who the Meters where if I didn't play.
 
Happened to me on my way into work today: I caught a spot on the sidewalk out of the corner of my eye; the first thought that popped into my head was "somebody dropped their pick".