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You know you´re obsessed with bass when...
- Thread starter jugoziithouu
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when your parents can't eat with you in the same table because you're hitting with your right hand fingers it to practice and get more speed and they hate that noise...
When you deny that you are obsessed with bass.
Matt
Oh dear...
Guilty.......I slap-bass on the table all the time...!
...when you slack off at your labor job because you want your forearms to be nice and rested to play when you get home.
...when you write 6 songs for your band in a day (more than all the songs your band has), and you spent that day sitting on your bed with a bass.
...when you hear a song on the radio and start singing a bad arse bass solo to it, because the bassist is playing only one note and it bores you.
...when you write 6 songs for your band in a day (more than all the songs your band has), and you spent that day sitting on your bed with a bass.
...when you hear a song on the radio and start singing a bad arse bass solo to it, because the bassist is playing only one note and it bores you.
I come up with basslines to Songs Of Praise (a UK religious TV show)....does that count?
When you inadvertantly pay homage to gollum by calling your bass "my precious".
I'm glad my girlfriend is a musician...only a musician can tolerate my bass obsession
I'm glad my girlfriend is a musician...only a musician can tolerate my bass obsession
When you've exhausted the bass, amp and for sale section and turn to the 'Bass humor and gig stories' forum
When you inadvertantly pay homage to gollum by calling your bass "my precious".
I'm glad my girlfriend is a musician...only a musician can tolerate my bass obsession
There are times my wife would like to throw mine in the fire.
Ditto except for me its when I have exhausted the "General Instruction" and "Band Management" sections.
When you have a little bit of everything that everyone has already posted. Even my friends are tired of hearing the word BASS.
been there, i was lead
, but it sucked, plus we had 2 guitarists most of the time
...when you refer to your Fender Bass book as your porn. - and for real ya'll - it is old school bass porn, those beautiful shapes and colors... (see how bad off I am)
