You know you´re obsessed with bass when...

[Fassa Albrecht]

I was caught in a music shop today slapping my umbrella to some Level 42 they had playing...

 

[thetawaves]

When all your 'clean' clothes are covered in beeswax from grabbing anything to hand to polish your bass...

When you knick your flavor or the month against something hard enough to leave a scratch, and then physically feel like you fell down stairs.

oh I hear you...for me it's belt buckles everytime

 

[joebingo]

when you watch porn for the funky bass lines.

 

[Willy2911]

Thats not Funny Man! HA HA My rig is worth more than my truck.

 

[standupright]

You take the round knob off of your light dimmer switch and put on a Fender tone control knob.

will be doing this...that is awesome.

 

[Montsegour]

You get a bed for your bass and say " You'll be comfortable now, oh yes you you little.. "

 

[Kaneesel]

When you don't eat on your lunch hour at work because you HAD to check out talkbass instead.

When your method for checkin if shipping straps at work are tight enough by tuning them all to slightly different notes...thats right, it takes me twice as long to do so than anyone else because i have to play the straps after i secure them...

 

[noxweb]

When you frequently play slap bass on your girlfriend's back when you are out walking

A $200,000 boat is on display and you're only interested in how the mahogany compares to that on your Alembic. (Guilty.)

When listening to any song, you just listen to the bass parts and nothing else.

**** i'm guilty with 3 charges

you also know you play too much bass if you play basslines on a friend's acoustic/electric guitar

 

[TrevorOfDoom]

When you get dumped for playing the bass too much. True Story.

Also, when you get dumped for playing the bass too much, you can't help but feel like you did something right.

i honestly know a guy who broke up with his girlfriend of 2 years because she was distracting him from his "bass time".
i admire him.

 

[bassninja7]

When listening to any song, you just listen to the bass parts and nothing else.

++++ONE1

 

[Delta_Petra]

when you wake up and your bass is on the bed and your girlfriends on the floor

Is this what it looks like?

 

[Thirsty]

Is this what it looks like?

+4226557679564524

and so guilty

 

[beyondhairy]

when you are having lunch with a girl you really like and all you can think about is how awesome the table would look as a bass....

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Im guilty of most of the stuff on this thread. I'm still not obsessed with bass.

 

[mrjim123]

Im guilty of most of the stuff on this thread. I'm still not obsessed with bass.

Uh, sure, Fassa, whatever you say.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Uh, sure, Fassa, whatever you say.

OK, maybe a little obsessed.

 

[The Ethanator]

people who work in fast food like i do will appreciate this, but ill give some background:
i work at jack in the box. and our friers have, along with the company name/logo, a thing on the front that says 'solid state'. the first thing i thought about was why they didnt get a hybrid or tube frier. than im like "oh, wait..."

 

[DudeistMonk]

Anyone notice Bass is spelled wrong?

Edit: I just realized everything else is spelled wrong 2.

 

[Frederickbass]

When you hum bassline lullabies to your baby daughter, but don't realize you're doing it until your wife yells "JUST SING HER A F***ING SONG FOR ONCE! "

lol

 

[Guest043]

when your in the supermarket during football season and see a guy with a star shaved into the back of his head and you go "hey your a bootsy fan?"

true story..