You know you´re obsessed with bass when...

[Mcfunkinstein]

when you kill a man for touching your bass without permission
true story(not killed but hit the bitch in the face)

 

[thetawaves]

When I found myself damn near falling off my bike because i tried to air-bass along to my iPod while cycling to college..

 

[Delta_Petra]

Anyone notice Bass is spelled wrong?

Edit: I just realized everything else is spelled wrong 2.

Yeah, thats because cats can't spell very well.

 

[Clarkus Miller]

When you tap rhythms on your girlfriend's leg with your thumb.

 

[lexxmexx]

When you spot a group of guys carrying their musical instruments on the street, you tend to pay more attention to the dude carrying the bass.

 

[Sbassman Scratch]

Day off.
Breakfast, coffee
bass
Answer e-mail
bass
yard work
bass
lunch
bass
more e-mail
bass
grocery store
bass
dinner
bass
brief conversation with wife (forgot she was blond)
bass
just a bit more bass
asprin
bed

 

[Amitio]

...you think there's not enough bass in Drum 'n' Bass

...when a non-musical friend asks you about a band, you tell them about the bass player's rig and gear.

Scary how this thread knows you!

Stalker thread!

 

[lunker]

Day off.
Breakfast, coffee
bass
Answer e-mail
bass
yard work
bass
lunch
bass
more e-mail
bass
grocery store
bass
dinner
bass
brief conversation with wife (forgot she was blond)
bass
just a bit more bass
asprin
bed

You left talkbass off of your list, at least once.

 

[LaughingGroove]

Day off.
Breakfast, coffee
bass
Answer e-mail
bass
yard work
bass
lunch
bass
more e-mail
bass
grocery store
bass
dinner
bass
brief conversation with wife (forgot she was blond)
bass
just a bit more bass
asprin
bed

Just a little out of order...I'll fix it for you.

Day off.
Breakfast, coffee
bass
Answer e-mail
bass
yard work
bass
lunch
bass
more e-mail
bass
grocery store
bass
dinner
bass
brief conversation with wife (forgot she was blond)
asprin
bass
just a bit more bass
bed

 

[GerManson]

When you're late for work because you had to check TB once more before heading out the door - ya never know - someone might have posted a thread that needs an immediate response!

imp

haha guilty TODAY!!

 

[GerManson]

...when you hear a song on the radio and start singing a bad arse bass solo to it, because the bassist is playing only one note and it bores you.

every freaking day.

 

[Sbassman Scratch]

Just a little out of order...I'll fix it for you.

Day off.
Breakfast, coffee
bass
Answer e-mail
bass
yard work
bass
lunch
bass
more e-mail
bass
grocery store
bass
dinner
bass
brief conversation with wife (forgot she was blond)
asprin
bass
just a bit more bass
bed

Good one!
Had to read it 3 times.

 

[LaughingGroove]

Thought that might give you a laugh.

Just don't tell your wife where I live..LOL

 

[Delta_Petra]

every freaking day.

DITTO!!!

 

[mrjim123]

When your wife TELLS you you're obsessed with bass.

 

[MadMan118]

Day off.
Breakfast, coffee
bass
Answer e-mail
bass
yard work
bass
lunch
bass
more e-mail
bass
grocery store
bass
dinner
bass
brief conversation with wife (forgot she was blond)
bass
just a bit more bass
asprin
bed

Excellent Indeed

 

[lowend219]

When you frequently play slap bass on your girlfriend's back when you are out walking

...guilty...

we broke up...but i still have my bass

 

[MadMan118]

You take the round knob off of your light dimmer switch and put on a Fender tone control knob.

And when you replace your plumbing knobs with tuning keys.....

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

You know you're obsessed with bass when your phone's predictive text automatically supplies the word 'bass' when you press the buttons for B

 

[Shy Guy]

You know your obsessed when someone talks about an accident they were in where they smashed they're fender and you ask if it was a p or a jazz.