You know you´re obsessed with bass when...

[mrjim123]

...when you don't even have a bass guitar (yet) and you spend hours on bass forums...

That's gotta be sheer torture, man.

 

[oceana]

That's gotta be sheer torture, man.

It is.

 

[Mcfunkinstein]

you know your obsessed with bass when you dont mind admiting that you need a new g-string

 

[Mcfunkinstein]

when you get more excited about your gf wearing your g-string than hers

 

[undeadbass]

When your house is paintet in a colour named "Fender Vintage Sunburst"

And your door is Red Tortoise Shell!

(I just asked my GF if I could do that when we get our new house, and she actually said yes!)

 

[Wicked_Bassist7]

can't listen to a song on the radio without yelling to the person next to you "LISTEN TO THAT! CAN'T YOU HEAR WHAT THE BASSIST IS DOING! AHHHH!" and then feel lonely inside when they say that nothing special ever happens on the bass......

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

can't listen to a song on the radio without yelling to the person next to you "LISTEN TO THAT! CAN'T YOU HEAR WHAT THE BASSIST IS DOING! AHHHH!" and then feel lonely inside when they say that nothing special ever happens on the bass......

I do this all the time, usually at the strangest times.



Like at church.

 

[DeanAngerer]

can't listen to a song on the radio without yelling to the person next to you "LISTEN TO THAT! CAN'T YOU HEAR WHAT THE BASSIST IS DOING! AHHHH!" and then feel lonely inside when they say that nothing special ever happens on the bass......

God, I do this every day and my girlfriend hates it. All I can hear in music is bass and lyrics, but the bass always comes out ridiculously loud and clear to me.

You know you're obsessed with bass when

You pluck your fingers on everything (especially your lap) to keep your right hand in shape.

You stay up until 3am all the time watching bass videos and bassists on YouTube.

Your girlfriend gets jealous of the attention you give your bass.

 

[Arpeggiator]

haha i watched a programme on snooker ques. and they mentioned birdseye maple as the main wood, i was like "shame, could have been a bass" and my little bro said "will you stop thinking about bass!"

 

[arstneio]

when you jerk off to Jaco CD's.

 

[lordcorn]

lol i "air slap" walking through the street all the time

 

[Ryan Mohr]

When you are putting off homework to look at more talkbass threads... I really gotta sign off

 

[NickBass81]

.... when everytime you're sittin' somewhere you start slapping with your thumb on the table like slapping on the bass getting your friends/relatives/girlfriend tired to have you around....

 

[Kaneesel]

When your the only one who doesn't giggle when you say that you need to buy a new g-string...
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okay, so maybe i still am amused by it...

 

[dhagler]

When your Personal license plate on your car just says E,A,D,G

I SERIOUSLY thought about getting BEADG. In fact I use it as the signature on one of my e-mail accounts.

 

[dhagler]

when you are wanting a wedding band that looks like a bass string...
when you wear a bass string as a bracelet
and a bass clef around your neck

Guilty of the third one.

 

[Foreman_]

When your girlfriend catches you reading this thread, and asks why you're reading about yourself

 

[Kaneesel]

Hell, when you read this thread to read about yourself!

 

[Hippietomcat]

I love my Bass!!
She doesn't complain when I've been out all night drinking and I wanna come home and finger her...she NEVER bitches about the other women...and best of all, when I punch her, she growls!!

(Not that I hit women. I just hit on them!

 

[mrjim123]

When you tell yourself you REALLY shouldn't be reading this thread at work, but you do it anyways, even though your boss is .................. SH*T, here he comes!