You know you´re obsessed with bass when...

[Fassa Albrecht]

You know your obsessed when someone talks about an accident they were in where they smashed they're fender and you ask if it was a p or a jazz.

Guilty. Very guilty.

 

[Muusers]

when you kill a man for touching your bass without permission
true story(not killed but hit the bitch in the face)

almost guilty. the guy was drunk and was about to pick up my bass, nearly smacked him in the face.

 

[WookieeForLife]

When you tap rhythms on your girlfriend's leg with your thumb.

Guilty :scowl: -wait-

 

[Muusers]

When you spot a group of guys carrying their musical instruments on the street, you tend to pay more attention to the dude carrying the bass.

Guilty, but then again, i guess we all are around here.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Guilty, but then again, i guess we all are around here.

I fight the temptation to shout 'Guitard' at the guitarists.....there's loads of them around here.

 

[lindseyp]

When you're running in formation for PT and you're humming a made-up bass line to the cadence that's being called....

YES, I'm not the only one! Not to mention, if you run Camp Casey in the afternoon you can hear the bass from the Tongduchon bars from across the street.

 

[lindseyp]

...

you wonder what tone the cable would make with all that tention on it as they pull your hmmwv out of the mud

I did that walking across the Golden Gate Bridge once; the wind vibrates the supporting cables, and in the middle of the night with the ocean sounding in the background it rumbles your guts as you walk across. People record those cables all the time.

 

[lindseyp]

...

And you're pissed because there aren't more bass blogs out there.

...

I just read your blog; you're good. That point about the dark shirt and bleach brought back memories.

 

[stewart8980]

Your proud when you get blisters
You've dumped your life savings into bass
You 16, listen to Motown, and like it
You've named all your basses

This is essentially my life.



ALSO:

You have Guitarcenter and musicians friend as bookmarks and look at them everyday
the guys living above your dorm want to kick the living **** out of you


Also, I named mine "The Big Lebowski" after one of the best movies ever

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

the guys living above your dorm want to kick the living **** out of you

Yep, this is me. Except I'm a drummer too...

 

[GeneralElectric]

When you hide behind a wall and shift your eyes once you've finished talking.

And you English call us Americans dumb and uneducated.

Thats a well.

 

[Svend-DK]

When your house is paintet in a colour named "Fender Vintage Sunburst"

 

[lobey]

While burping you child, you realize that you're patting his back in the rhytmic pattern of a song you've been playing recently.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

I'm still not obsessed with bass....

 

[bassmastak]

While burping you child, you realize that you're patting his back in the rhytmic pattern of a song you've been playing recently.

im guilty of that
btw im a babysitter

 

[mrjim123]

I'm still not obsessed with bass....

You know you're obsessed with bass when you keep insisting you're not.

 

[Funkdrawer4]

You know your obsessed with bass when...you get caught playing the rope on the tent when your camping because you didnt bring a bass..oh yeah it was videotaped.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

You know you're obsessed with bass when you keep insisting you're not.

I'M NOT!!!


*stamps foot*

 

[tiredchild18]

when you fell asleep ontop of a buzzing a bass amp
hence the signature

 

[oceana]

...when you don't even have a bass guitar (yet) and you spend hours on bass forums...