You know you´re obsessed with bass when...

[mikethecannibal]

instead of bringing your class a uniform to your next duty you bring your bass... almost guilty, i figured it wasnt worth the article 15 and am just having my family ship it down, sadly we deploy soon so i wont be able to bond with it again... go figure hooah

 

[IconBasser]

when you get more excited about your gf wearing your g-string than hers

of damn, that's a good one! Hee hee, having happy thoughts right now

 

[aikakone]

True story:

When you have a flat tire on your car and want to put new strings on your bass, and you actually have trouble deciding which to do first.


I mean, yeah... a tire is important, but I *really* wanted to put the new strings on!

 

[LeprKonPi]

Your car stereo settings look like this:
Treble: |
Bass: |||||||

Guilty. hehehe

 

[llacnayr]

Your proud when you get blisters
You've dumped your life savings into bass
You 16, listen to Motown, and like it
You've named all your basses

Thats me!
But I'm 15 haha

 

[tiredchild18]

Quote:
Originally Posted by mikeypbass
Your proud when you get blisters
You've dumped your life savings into bass
You 16, listen to Motown, and like it
You've named all your basses

Thats me!
But I'm 15 haha

guilty to all four and ha to both u im 13

 

[therex]

... you've put your bass on before your pants in the morning, more than once.

oh man
guilty for that. so many times

 

[CheeZit]

My ringtone is a bass line I just came up with laying on my couch.
Does this classify me as obsessed?

 

[andyalfa]

The first thing you do when you see a new band is check out the bass/amp combination.

Then get excited when it's the same as yours! Mmm, Precision and Ashdown, nice.

 

[stewart8980]

you fall asleep in geometry class, thinking you're writing a proof about how string BA is perpendicular to the line EADG. True story.

 

[mrjim123]

You get angry watching a TV commercial showing some bogus rock band playing, where you can clearly hear a bass but the only musicians in the band are a guitard, drummer and chick vocalist.

 

[Jim Kernan]

Maybe I'm becoming obsessed. I'm new to bass & after working the 3 to 11 shift I stopped watching late night tv to practice, unplugged of course, or read TB or look at gear on line.

 

[GerManson]

your band get pissed, because they notice you got worried a lot more about how you will be traveling with your bass on an airplane without damaging it, than worried about the GREAT show you MUST given when they get there.

 

[GerManson]

You get angry watching a TV commercial showing some bogus rock band playing, where you can clearly hear a bass but the only musicians in the band are a guitard, drummer and chick vocalist.

or when there are 2 basses LOL

 

[goldehfish]

You have bass clefs on both sides of your car.

It's epic, except when I get the, "What is THAT?!" or "I like your music note on the car." Both of which cause me to facepalm.


And you make an account on these forums just to brag to everyone about your car and its awesome bass clefs.

 

[Valerus]

And you make an account on these forums just to brag to everyone about your car and its awesome bass clefs.

The door is that way -->

 

[bassflyer19]

when you girlfriends hair is "3-tone Tobacco Sunburst"...

when broomsticks and yardsticks or aynthing over 30" becomes your airbass

the only thing that holds you back from marrying your bass is thinking that the sex might be a little awkward...

any taught string becomes a bass

you prefer Musician's Friend catalogues over Playboy

you can identify make/company/type/finish/features/etc. of a bass after seeing it for only a second(free credit report.com commercial with bikes, guys playin a Stu Hamm Urge II)

you accept a failing grade on homework just so you can play bass a little longer

sleep falls under play bass on your list of favorite activities

you dont ask a girl out because you would have to talk to her on the phone when you could instead be playing bass

guilty to all of these sadly. or proudly.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

I'm STILL not obsessed with bass...

 

[standupright]

you play your seat belt to the tune on your stereo at stop lights, or pluck the shifter

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

you play your seat belt to the tune on your stereo at stop lights, or pluck the shifter

I do this on driving lessons....