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You know you´re obsessed with bass when...

when you're at any random band gig, even music you dont even like, and you just stand there looking at the bassist, judging his playing style and trying to guess what bass it is, and have a good time after all, when the bassist is talented :p

I do this all the time! In fact, I heard some live music today, and walked over just to check out the bass player, his instrument and rig.
 
When terms like "punch", "snap", "sizzle", "beef", "greasy", "a great a**", "thick", "thin", "honky", "fat", "SVT-ish", "old school thud", "salty", "hi-fi", "grit", "growl", "dub", "clanky", "fork on a plate" or "spanky" all mean specific, quantifiable, things to you about TONE.
 
Last week my wife & I took the kids to Friday's for dinner. On the wall next to our table were various framed "artsy" photos (over-exposed, splashes of color, etc.). One of the pictures featured a guy playing a fretless 5-string ABG.

"Hey, it's Abe Laboriel!", I said to my wife & two sons.

My boys looked at me with confused, blank stares & my wife gave me the old "you are the biggest DORK in the world" look of disgust! :smug: Needless to say, I quietly went back to eating my burger...

Yup, I'm obsessed with bass.

BTW - it was a Yamaha that Abe was playing! LOL!!!
 
Last week my wife & I took the kids to Friday's for dinner. On the wall next to our table were various framed "artsy" photos (over-exposed, splashes of color, etc.). One of the pictures featured a guy playing a fretless 5-string ABG.

"Hey, it's Abe Laboriel!", I said to my wife & two sons.

My boys looked at me with confused, blank stares & my wife gave me the old "you are the biggest DORK in the world" look of disgust! :smug: Needless to say, I quietly went back to eating my burger...

Yup, I'm obsessed with bass.

BTW - it was a Yamaha that Abe was playing! LOL!!!

I've done this.


I went to my friend's music lecture (I was playing bass for him) and they were doing a lesson on jazz history.

Among the pictures shown was a really long-distance shot of one band. I realsised it was a shot of Jaco Pastorius.

I was the only person who knew who Jaco Pastorius was. Unfortunately I started bouncing around excitedly shouting something about bass.

:-(