You know you´re obsessed with bass when...

[IPS]

no matter how late it is, if you get a bass line stuck in your head, you cant sleep until you play it.

 

[Bassman7PM]

" You can identify make/company/type/finish/features/etc. of a bass after seeing it for only a second(free credit report.com commercial with bikes, guys playin a Stu Hamm Urge II)"

GUILTY!

 

[Loves2Jam]

When you jam when you should b studying.

 

[ghiadub]

When you save every set of strings because they all have thier own personality and attributes.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

When you can freehand draw a bass clef.

 

[Psychotic_Hell]

" You can identify make/company/type/finish/features/etc. of a bass after seeing it for only a second(free credit report.com commercial with bikes, guys playin a Stu Hamm Urge II)"

GUILTY!

I know!

I saw that add when i ventured over and it took me about 2 or 3 times to work out it was an Urge II!

 

[Lammchop93]

When someone walks in the room and you play F, A, G on your bass and the only people that laugh are other bassists. The person you do it to, never gets it either.

 

[korchm]

you're at rehearsal, the new guitard comes in with his Les Paul and you run for the hills.

 

[Lazylion]

When you wake up and realise that, with all the beautiful women you could have been dreaming about, you were in fact dreaming about building speaker cabs for your bass rig.

That was me, Wednesday morning.

 

[ShirazBop]

When your bass collection is worth more than your car...

+1 good one!

 

[ShirazBop]

when your in the supermarket during football season and see a guy with a star shaved into the back of his head and you go "hey your a bootsy fan?"

true story..

LOL Cowboys Who?

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

When someone walks in the room and you play F, A, G on your bass and the only people that laugh are other bassists. The person you do it to, never gets it either.

So, so guilty.

 

[hey_ugly]

Guilty, but I drive a '97 Neon with not options, severe electrical problems, and body damage...

You know you're obsessed with bass when you hear someone mention a "Corvette Stingray" and you think it's some sort of frankenbass.
can't take credit for that one, sadly

From the thread on ultimate-guitar right?

 

[lindseyp]

When someone walks in the room and you play F, A, G on your bass and the only people that laugh are other bassists. The person you do it to, never gets it either.

That's cold.

 

[cookiesRfalla]

... you've put your bass on before your pants in the morning, more than once.

Guilty!!

When your right forearm has more muscles than your left.
When you shake your fist at the screen in School of Rock when everyone gets a solo besides the bassist.
When you hold your instrument by the strings without worry of them snapping. lol

 

[xxDavidxx]

no matter how late it is, if you get a bass line stuck in your head, you cant sleep until you play it.

guilty

 

[JQ1986]

When you frequently play slap bass on your girlfriend's back when you are out walking

I am so guilty of that, and also playing air bass with my right hand on her lap when driving...other areas too

 

[TerenceSharp]

2. Anytime a band is on TV, automatically identify bass/rig make/model

Guilty

When you see local bands you can't help but have a chat to the bass player between sets or before and after the show.

Also guilty
I got to touch an MM cutlass, I am not worthy D:

 

[Otso]

when a girl wants to be just friends, the first thing you think of is that you have more time to play the bass when you're single...

 

[xxDavidxx]

when you're at any random band gig, even music you dont even like, and you just stand there looking at the bassist, judging his playing style and trying to guess what bass it is, and have a good time after all, when the bassist is talented