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"You're terrible!"

Band: 80s New Wave/Pop band
Gig: 80s party & mini car show
Location: Assisted living facility (parking lot)

You might be able to tell where this is going.

About halfway through our single 90 minute set a literal little old lady (5'0", 85 years old) walks up onto the stage saying something to me that I can't hear because it was mid song. Maybe she was coming to complain about the lack of hair metal, so I leaned over to give her my ear.

Her: "This is the wrong music for these people. Everyone hates this music."

Me (to myself): It's a Billy Idol song. I hate it too.

Me (to her): "It's an 80s party. This is what they hired us to play."

Her: "It sucks!"

Me: "Again, this is what they hired us to play."

Her: "It's sh*t! And you're terrible! I don't listen to this garbage. I listen to Chopin."

Me: "I don't have an orchestra with me. We can't play that tonight."

This wasn't enough of an answer for her. She now had to tell the drummer how much we suck, mid song. He couldn't hear a word she was saying.

At this point a staff member noticed her and retrieved her from the stage.

She had a point. They shouldn't have an 80s party at an assisted living facility until it's my time to live there. They should have had a band playing 50s-70s music. But her complaint should be directed at management, not us.

She was exceptionally rude, but it was entertaining and I get a good story to tell.

Side note: The mini car show included a 60s Batmobile, the Green Arrow's car (does that have a name?), the General Lee and sheriff car, and a DeLorean with all the Back to the Future equipment. (None from the actual shows/movies).
Never mind. Next time you play there they won’t remember you and it’ll be like the first time all over again.
 
My band would have been a hit there. Wide variety of 60s-90s covers, and we'd just put together the right setlist for that group, like we did here.

Pic of half the crowd, they loved us (not yet apparent in that pic). :D


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For the record, a good portion of the crowd enjoyed it, plus the staff. We got a ton of compliments and gave out some business cards.

It was more amusing than upsetting. I get it. I wouldn't like this music if I were her either. But I wouldn't chew out the band.

She must be a joy to live with at the facility.
That was exactly my thought.
 
My parents are in their upper 70’s - closing in on the age of the assisted living crowd, but still a ways to go (they’re doing fine on their own - my dad still mows the damn lawn and shovels snow!). My point though, is they would hate an 80’s themed band. They didn’t like that music the first time around, and they don’t like it now! I can’t imagine an older crowd doing any better!

(My teenage son likes 80’s music - he and his friends seem to know a ton of songs from the era. They are used in current movies and shows.)

My rock band did play a NYE gig at a church one year. The crowd was certainly on the older side, and our classic rock was definitely not their style. That said, the “classics” still worked, like Mustang Sally, Brown Eyed Girl, etc. And we added a few “golden oldies” songs just for the gig, and the crowd really enjoyed dancing. That’s what they came for. I think half the crowd cleared out by 11pm, and the rest were gone by 12:05am.

(We were booked till 1am, but when the only person left was the janitor stacking chairs and breaking down tables, the lead singer refused to sing and walked off the stage, and in to his car and drove off - you know, since HE didn’t have any gear there, and certainly wasn’t going to stay back to help load the PA, and then unload it back at the band practice spot so it didn’t stay in the car overnight. You know those bands where you’re just happy you’re no longer in? Hahaha sorry for the rant / drift.)
 
I've been in situations where people told us things like "I liked the Blondie tune" (we did all original music), and have figured out a response that works well for that situation. Though your situation is different, I suggest next time, you try it out:

Her: "This is the wrong music for these people. Everyone hates this music."

You: Thanks!

She may get confused by this, but her showing up to an 80's party, expecting Chopin - she's already confused. Chances are, after your response, she will be taken aback, and pause to collect her thoughts. That's you cue to smile and quickly move away. No matter what her reaction is, it'll probably shorten the exchange, which is good for both you and her - you're not going to ever agree on anything, given her opening salvo, so don't try to engage her further. Be nice, say thanks, and move on.