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Outstanding! I was really trying to figure out what the Mouse and Deep5 were of.Thanks for sharing

richnota Info on the basses PLEASE. I don't really know what I am staring at but they sure are works of art

No ,no,no It don't work that way, you can't start from the upper end of proficiency and work down, you go from bottom up. So in this case you actually are a crappy bass player endeavoring to be an OK bass player

Where you at in NC ?

I believe you may be suffering from the following affliction. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Self-serving_bias Oh, and :p

So that thins out about 90% of them :p

Is that a bald spot on the top there? Maybe not

All of you are just a bunch of uppity prima donnas who refuse to admit that you actually belong in the " Crappy Bass Players With Expensive Gear Club". Thats alright, live your lie WE know who you are,oh yes, we know... :spit: :D

Let us know what type of sound you get when you strum strings past your nutz. My guess is it sounds like cats wailing

Is that so ? Then maybe 72LML should give you #1 :D

I don't get it, the necks too large ? Maybe try a set of drumsticks.

I bow before your obvious crappiness #2. SALAMI ! SALAMI ! BALONEY ! BALONEY!

1B ....thats funny,would have made me second most crappiest bass player on here but there can only be one and that's you. :hiding: Thanks anyway but I'll stick to #138 and hold on to a little bit of dignity .:ninja:

Doesn't take much for you to get your jollies does it ?:p

Wimp

A guitarist is blessing us with his observations on a Fender P bass. You all be sure to remember this, it will be on next weeks test

What the heck happened to the "roll eyes" Smiley ????

It wouldn't be an Ozzy bass without a bully in the picture.

Don't any of you have any shame,carrying on about waxing your wicks like a bunch of 14 year olds.. Get a room :hiding:

Alright already I,m sure he gets the idea..now you all are beginning to sound just as lame.

For the shoulder problems you could get you a bottle of MSM capsules. Available where vitamins etc are sold. 2000 mgs a day helps with shoulder joint pain and lower back pain by lubricating the bone. Really fast acting stuff and non addictive. Its also the active ingredient in Blue Emu cream...

Yes please post the info so I can put it in my calendar

The nerve :spit:

Crapomatic

Aren't you special Maybe you can start a 12 step support group

LMAO It almost sounds like he is begging someone to date his sister

Hey you all. Just checking in . Still here in Gatlinburg. Town is packed with cheap tourist LOL.Anyone have any upcoming gigs in my neck of the woods ?

Yeah what a bass player Bonaduce is... He has that Bass strapped like an acoustic guitar :spit:

There ya go... You had to go and ruin a perfectly good thread.:D All he did was "hold" a bass on that TV show.

I have never seen or heard so many crappy bass players as I have on this thread. It kind of makes me feel unclean.

My first was a Silvertone. I still have it. In consideration to my mate who gave it to me it has special place of honor in my man cave and because of who gave it to me and why that bass means just as much to me as my others, even more so. It needs a new bridge, the volume and tone knobs are...

Thank you, How about making me 1B ?? :D BTW, I still play like unmitigated crap

Not much else matches the shirt with them plaid arm cuffs. Those trousers look like the ones in the old photos of my dad as a kid. :D

Everything ever written or recorded by VanHalen and that includes that POS that they are currently in the studio doing.Van Halen is only good for pasty faced acne scarred teenage boys. All that screeching and yelping that idiot belts out at the end of every other word makes my ears bleed...

How does a crappy so called "Bass Player" such as you deserve such a fine instrument ?

I am a complete NOOB when it comes to playing Bass. And my playing abilities suck ! They suck so bad that it makes its very own gravity well. A literal Black Hole of crappy Bass playing ability. For all my crappy suckatood at Bass I just so happen to have a Ritter Classic. That deserves a...

:D:D:D Oh come on! That first story, you made that up didn't you ? True story, my best mate each time he would hear the Elton John song "Hold me closer Tiny Dancer" he would get flat out irate and spitting mad. His wife asked him "why do you get so upset when you hear that song ?" to which...

Pilgrim hunting

Does anyone have any video that you would not mind posting? I would really like to hear and see some Ritters in action

Those are absolutely beautiful. I love fine woodwork and your basses are works of art