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After reading TB for almost a year

I wanted to make my bass play better so I roasted a baseball bat in butter. I wanted it to sound better, so I put on a tortoise shell pick guard. I sold everything but my P bass and bought 4 more P basses so I could have one each with different kinds of flats and different tone woods on the fret boards. I routed chambers into all of them because some of them weighed more than 8 lbs 6 oz. Tone wood makes all the difference, but you don't want too much of it! I spent thousands on boutique cabinets and high-end heads and use DI live with IEMs. I obsess over minor tonal differences in pickups but still can't play two-octave arpeggios in 12 keys without losing my place half way through the circle of fifths.

And after all that I still can't figure out the best bass for metal. Can anybody help?
Are Squiers better than Custom Shop? How’s QC on the current American Fenders, especially compared to the Classic Vibes? Enjoying tour new Dark Glass pedal?
 
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I wanted to make my bass play better so I roasted a baseball bat in butter. I wanted it to sound better, so I put on a tortoise shell pick guard. I sold everything but my P bass and bought 4 more P basses so I could have one each with different kinds of flats and different tone woods on the fret boards. I routed chambers into all of them because some of them weighed more than 8 lbs 6 oz. Tone wood makes all the difference, but you don't want too much of it! I spent thousands on boutique cabinets and high-end heads and use DI live with IEMs. I obsess over minor tonal differences in pickups but still can't play two-octave arpeggios in 12 keys without losing my place half way through the circle of fifths.

And after all that I still can't figure out the best bass for metal. Can anybody help?

Being an expert in astrophysics and social studies for over 35 years I have a proper solution for your troubles: swap the tuners.
 
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My God, I love this place. I have finally found a home among like-minded psychos. I love youse guys. Now excuse me, I have to check the oven and see how my lasagna and P-Bass neck are coming, and then I have to go buy another 27 tort pickguards, for basses I don't own but might some day. Gods I love this place--
 
Yeah, but did the pedals come with a box?
(ya know, basses come with bigger boxes!)



I will openly admit here that , every time I see a person struggling to travel with a DB, the foremost thought in my mind is ..............
"For $20,000 I could buy a nice DB, or a really nice BG.......and a car to haul it in".

Then I smile my secret smile........just to myself.
I’m taking both to some gigs. I get paid extra (secret smile to myself).