Cheap yellow mustard is the only kind. I don't want any poop on my food, be it "grey" or otherwise.
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With reports of Lonestar Tick bites leaving people with red meat allergies this year, I worry that my 5yo is going to starve to death as a result of a tick bite. That hot dog/bun toaster looks pretty cool to me right now, he pretty much survives right now on hotdogs. You could tell the kid 'Try this donut' and as soon as he hears the word "Try" it might as well be liver and onions.
Mustard is fine but optional on burgers and dogs. Less so on hotdogs, but either way it's in TINY amounts. I like chilli and mustard, but the chilli has to be free of onion chunks. Barf. Can. Not. Do. Onions.

Your son is safe.
I bet that I ate hot dogs for lunch 3 days out of 5 all through my 4.5 year college career.
As long as my country is deeply divided among political, economic, racial and sexual orientation, I thought I would further help to divide us by asking the all important question.......
Do you put ketchup on your hot dog?