Another funny musician wanted ad...

[ashtray]

"We'll be playing bars between Ottawa & Montreal on most weekends..."

I'm ok with everything, but *that* would be a deal breaker for me! hahaha

 

[Low_End_Theory]

Sounds like a real dill hole. I'd so LOVE working with this guy.

ACHTUNG! You vill ply zee part egzaktly as recorded! And no, you cannot have zee cigarette!

+10000

 

[Brittain]

I just found the opposite of this ad:

(sorry I couldn't find a higher resolution)

Awwwwwww!

All it needs is a few backwards letters here and there, some misspelled words and maybe a crudely drawn picture of three people holding hands and smiling and this would be possibly the cutest advert I've ever seen!

I just want to hug the person who drew it.

 

[VisualShock]

...so I guess its just him then...

I like how he's looking for a drummer and bassists, in the hopes to make it a trio, but then says he'd be willing to add a singer later on...so... it's a quartet?

Or just a trio plus one...

****ing hippies.

Noo, he's looking for Trio X 1.33
or
Trio x 4/3

which is a top heavy fraction, thus coupled with his ego, will surely weigh down the rest of the band, coupled with thier shame to be associated with him, meaning they'll shrink into midgets, so the project will be aptly named
1 man and his midgets