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Band names that make you shake your head

Deathcore bands have some of the dumbest names out there:
Bring me the Horizon
Of Mice and Men
See You Next Tuesday
Bleeding From Within
The Red Chord
Chelsea Grin
Fit For an Autopsy
Thy Art Is Murder.

They are just word salads that sound cool, or are something that is super un-metal.
I'm okay with metal band names being a reference to literature. However, "Of Mice and Men" sounds a bit more suitable for a prog metal band than... whatever deathcore is.
 
I'm okay with metal band names being a reference to literature. However, "Of Mice and Men" sounds a bit more suitable for a prog metal band than... whatever deathcore is.

Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. It's not the kind of music I'd associate with literature.
 
Gotcha, yeah that makes sense. It's not the kind of music I'd associate with literature.
Like if there were a band kinda like Dream Theater, or Opeth, or something like that, and they were named "Of Mice And Men," that would seem perfectly normal to me.

Atreyu. It's a friggin' metalcore band and they took their name from a friggin' children's movie! :roflmao:
I don't like the band, but I think that's hilarious.

Nuclear Power Pants
That's an awesome band name.

Agreed. Most of modern metal are "core" bands,and I've just lost touch with the whole scene. I liked early Killswitch Engage, but every new metal band since sounds like them. The younger kid at work knows I listen to metal and he's always like "Have you heard the new (Insert modern metal band) album? Wanna go see August Burns Red?". I just look at him like a deer in headlights. Modern metal has forced me to go back to the 80's and 90's to catch up on bands I missed. It's not that I'm getting old....newer music really does suck, no matter the genera.
Yeah... not a fan of a lot I guess the 'mainstream' metal scene these days. I've steered pretty heavily into just one small part of the scene to avoid a lot of that stuff. Just into the stoner/doom scene lately, though around here there's a lot of crossover with the local black metal and crust punk scenes.
 
Our band name, The Dicktators, is a headshaker, especially since we take ourselves very unseriously and always perform in costume. One of the guitarists was a graphic artist and it helps that he makes great posters.

It's also a rope name for creating slogans, such as:

Sooner or Later, You'll Want a Dicktator.

We put the Dick in Potatoes

We Rule

You'll Dance When the Dicks Come Out

The Dicktators: Coming Soon to a Friend Near You.

etc.
 
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I'm okay with metal band names being a reference to literature. However, "Of Mice and Men" sounds a bit more suitable for a prog metal band than... whatever deathcore is.
That's the thing, there are tons of great book titles for a band name, and a lot of the good onces are already taken. I like Steinbeck and I like that book, but that's just a dumb name for a band. It makes you think of mice, which aren't particularly metal, and Lenny, which isn't particularly metal either. Sure the concept in the book is pretty brutal, but the guys in the bands are just think they are so d@mn witty.

You know what deathcore is, you probably just don't know the names. Its that jarring style of metal that jumps from minute long breakdowns to noodley not-riffs with screaming pig vocals song by dudes that look like Joan Jett with radar dishes in their years and full body rainbow tattoos.
Metalcore is a half@$$ed attempt to marry old school hardcore to metal, resulting in some really limp d!ck emo stuff.
Both are like Hot Topic threw up on a guitar.
Sadly these are what passes for the latest evolution in metal, but the market is limited to younger listeners. It can't branch out of the metal genre and anyone over 30 can't stand it, which is a problem considering the aging demographic of metal fans.
 
That's the thing, there are tons of great book titles for a band name, and a lot of the good onces are already taken. I like Steinbeck and I like that book, but that's just a dumb name for a band. It makes you think of mice, which aren't particularly metal, and Lenny, which isn't particularly metal either. Sure the concept in the book is pretty brutal, but the guys in the bands are just think they are so d@mn witty.

You know what deathcore is, you probably just don't know the names. Its that jarring style of metal that jumps from minute long breakdowns to noodley not-riffs with screaming pig vocals song by dudes that look like Joan Jett with radar dishes in their years and full body rainbow tattoos.
Metalcore is a half@$$ed attempt to marry old school hardcore to metal, resulting in some really limp d!ck emo stuff.
Both are like Hot Topic threw up on a guitar.
Sadly these are what passes for the latest evolution in metal, but the market is limited to younger listeners. It can't branch out of the metal genre and anyone over 30 can't stand it, which is a problem considering the aging demographic of metal fans.
Eh, I don't agree that it couldn't be used for any metal band, but then again, I've never particularly cared about "being not metal enough." Like I said, if it were a band that sounded kinda like Winds or Spiral Architect, or some other prog stuff, I wouldn't question it at all. Especially because they'd basically be announcing their intent to cater to a more literary audience, which ties in with the elitism of prog as well. But I still think that, having read the book, it would work for a band like that, given how depressing it is. But not for any band that was trying for a more heavy, brutal sound.

As to deathcore... given that explanation, yeah, I think I know what it is, and I don't like it one bit. A genre that suffers the same problems as many poorer horror movies - too much focus on brutality and shock (visual in the case of bad horror movies, aural in the case of deathcore), not enough on good writing (screenwriting in the case of bad horror movies, songwriting in the case of deathcore). In my opinion, which is of course just that of some random metalhead.
 
Not really a band name per se, but a lot of rappers, especially modern rappers, have extraordinarily stupid stage names. Not a lot of people on these forums listen to rap, so some of these names may be unfamiliar, but be assured, I'm making none of these up:
Honey Cocaine
Skippa Da Flipper
Lil Durk
Lil Yachty
Lil Uzi Vert
Cook LaFlare
Slim Jesus
Fatman Scoop
Waka Flocka Flame
Nump
Iamsu!
Baby Bash
Snakehips
Lil Dicky
Rich Homie Nard
A$AP TyY
Lil Bibby
Young Scooter
FDW BayBay
Lunch Tha General
Casey Veggies
Snootie Wild
 
Not really a band name per se, but a lot of rappers, especially modern rappers, have extraordinarily stupid stage names. Not a lot of people on these forums listen to rap, so some of these names may be unfamiliar, but be assured, I'm making none of these up:

Why are so many of them proud to be 'Lil'? Back when every other bluesman was 'King', that at least makes sense as a brag. It's also odd to me in general how many name themselves after physical characteristics. Lil, Big, Fat, Slim, etc.

Also, you left the renowned hip-hop stylist Extra Strength Hobbit off of your list.