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Chick VS Chick w/Bass: Six Shooter

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#361
Tat2dHeart said:
You should be grateful I'm on the Asus with the nifty little inside the keyboard protection system or you'd be owing me a new laptop. I just spit tea all over the place. ROFLMFAO.

Are you gonna zap him a second time just to confirm he knows what self-defense really is? LOLOL.
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lol...hell yes! And maybe even a third if I feel like I really need to sink it in.

Seriously, kinda, she went screaming to the lobby of an ultra pricey South Beach hotel because he hit her, but the blood on her face was from his tongue where she bit him. Security called the cops, who took them both to jail. She claimed he didn't pay her and that's why she bit him. He claimed he didn't know why she bit him, just that he tried to kiss her, she bit down on his tongue, and wouldn't let go. I'm pretty sure he either said, "You're gonna love my nuts," or just plain wouldn't stop talking. At any rate, they both got taken to the pokey and later all the charges were dropped against them both. FWIW, he admitted agreeing to pay her $1000 to do the deed, and she had over $900 in cash in her purse when they checked her in at the jail. At least if there was a big mess, he had something to clean up with.
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lol...$1000 is not enough money to do that guy.:rollno:

Can you imagine how that conversation with the cops went?:p
 
#362
Tat2dHeart said:
So...I'm off to bed now. That whole stun gun thing has sent my head to weird places involving Puss in Boots, ball gags, and those pinchy clothespins. I'll be hearing "But you liked it two minutes ago!" in my dreams tonight. :eyebrow: Thanks a lot, Monkeybutt. ;);) That's like having the theme from Sesame Street stuck in your head while you're in a strategic planning meeting. :eek:
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lmao...glad I could send you to bed with happy thoughts!:D
 
#363
rickl289 said:
Finally, something I can talk about. I'm in a surf instrumental band. We do all these. check out our Link Removedpage and [Invalid or Expired Link Removed] page. Not sure why but we have different covers on each site.
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I've been listening to your reverb page and typing here. Now these songs will forever have a Pulp Fiction-y type association for me. lol...they're good though! :p
 
#364
rickl289 said:
Finally, something I can talk about. I'm in a surf instrumental band. We do all these. check out our Link Removedpage and [Invalid or Expired Link Removed] page. Not sure why but we have different covers on each site.
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ah ... nice. Best is "Pipeline" IMO. Pipeline is roots rock in so many ways but it gets no love these days.

If you don't mind my asking - are there gigs for surf bands where you are? (Considering a career move. :cool:)
 
#368
Alright so I just read through everything, time to catch up:

@chuck: There isnt really a recipe for the whole thing but if I had to guess: 1 bottle Jim Beam, 1/4 cup bacon fat, 1/4 cup chopped bacon, 1/4 cup maple syrup. Cook the bacon until fat stops coming out, add the fat to the JB, chop up the bacon, add to the JB, let it sit in the fridge for 24 hours, strain using 1,700,000 coffee filters until theres no more floaties, then add maple syrup to sweeten a little.

@FM/Tat: I feel like I need to address you two together because y'all are the source of a majority of the ridiculous **** that goes on here. Just...wow.

@Snake: I wish my junk was that impressive D:

@Drummer: I dig it man. Flying Pig Bourbon "Get pork faced!"

@THand: I didn't know old heads had Facebook. BURN. :cool:


Um, I THINK thats it for now...it just took me like 20 minutes to catch up so I probably forgot something. TIME FOR WORK :hyper:
 
#369
autodidact said:
Alright so I just read through everything, time to catch up:

@chuck: There isnt really a recipe for the whole thing but if I had to guess: 1 bottle Jim Beam, 1/4 cup bacon fat, 1/4 cup chopped bacon, 1/4 cup maple syrup. Cook the bacon until fat stops coming out, add the fat to the JB, chop up the bacon, add to the JB, let it sit in the fridge for 24 hours, strain using 1,700,000 coffee filters until theres no more floaties, then add maple syrup to sweeten a little.

@FM/Tat: I feel like I need to address you two together because y'all are the source of a majority of the ridiculous **** that goes on here. Just...wow.

@Snake: I wish my junk was that impressive D:

@Drummer: I dig it man. Flying Pig Bourbon "Get pork faced!"

@THand: I didn't know old heads had Facebook. BURN. :cool:


Um, I THINK thats it for now...it just took me like 20 minutes to catch up so I probably forgot something. TIME FOR WORK :hyper:
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#372
BassGen said:
We play Walk Don't Run. I was practicing it just last week. We did it at our last show after the guitarist sprang it on us a week or two before. I never really learned the "chorus" walking bass part so I'm working on it.
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IIRC, the middle is C -Am- F - G - Am
Run down Am -G - F -E and reboot.

BassGen said:
To be honest, today's duct tape sucks. We don't even bother making it since it is such junk. We make some other products that work much better but they do cost a bit more. Convincing people that a few extra bucks for a product that last 6 months versus 6 hours is still a challenge.
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Totally agree with this. New duct tape is made of some left over industrial waste from SE Asia. When I was a kid, the duct tape my dad had would hold a suitcase together. You could even duct tape two Ramblers together to make a homemade Hummer.

rickl289 said:
Finally, something I can talk about. I'm in a surf instrumental band. We do all these. check out our Link Removedpage and [Invalid or Expired Link Removed] page. Not sure why but we have different covers on each site.
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I love surf. I'll check that out when I get home. Pipeline and Pushing Too Hard by The Seeds were on my first band's setlist.

FurryMonkey said:
Self-defense...that's what they ALL say. :D
Then I'm like, "You liked two minutes ago, but now it's self-defense? Sure. The gag wasn't that tight. You coulda got that safe-word out!" :D And then I zap him with a stun gun, and I'm like, "See that? Now that's self-defense!" And he nods, or spasms...one of the two....but it's a spasm of agreement. :p
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:p

Forget the plasma gig. Your real talent lies as a dominatrix. Also, the added benefit is that the blood won't be yours. And the money is probably a LOT better.
 
#373
FurryMonkey said:
Self-defense...that's what they ALL say. :D
Then I'm like, "You liked two minutes ago, but now it's self-defense? Sure. The gag wasn't that tight. You coulda got that safe-word out!" :D And then I zap him with a stun gun, and I'm like, "See that? Now that's self-defense!" And he nods, or spasms...one of the two....but it's a spasm of agreement. :p
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yeah ... this one kind of flew by me last night, and I am still pondering it. :confused::eek::hyper::bassist:
 
#377
FurryMonkey said:
lol...yeah, that plan starts to sound better and better. I knew someone who did that for a living and she charged $200 an hour. :eek::p

lol...and thanks for fixing my sig. Tat2heart is gonna like that too. :p
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I'm sigged! I'm sigged! Another pesky virginity gone! And this is the first time it's taken teamwork to lose one - FM and Thor - ya'll are awesome!
 
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