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chick vs chick with bass: electric boogaloo

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#961
FurryMonkey said:
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Can I change my screen name to ZombieCat?
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Only if I get to change mine to WateryTart.
 
#965
THand said:
I really haven't drank in the past 19+ years. That means my two kids still living at home, have never seen me drink in their lives.
So went to the tattoo shop for, well a tattoo...felt like I needed to hurt, more than needed any artwork. My fav shop was closed for 911. Went to another shop, and they didn't even know what a bass clef was. So we debated for hours. I walked away untattooed and unhappy about it.
So then,I took the fam to Ruby Tuesday's. ordered some ribs(Memphis blend). I swiped a Klonopine from my wife, and when the drinks came up, I ordered a Guinness, and told her to keep them coming.She did. Everybody looked shocked. Wife drove home, while I tried to chill. Tried to get on TB, and the server was down. Probably a good thing, because my head isn't completely clear right now.
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Sounds like you need a head rub! [dirty joke]
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#968
Okay - for ya'll who are here and play by ear, I need some help. In my list of "gotta learn by the 14th, I have an original. I don't play by ear, and the guy who wrote the original bassline is unreachable. I have a track, lyrics, and a chord chart. Can anyone help me figure this out?
 
#971
Tat2dHeart said:
I maintain a never-ending supply of Strawberry PopTarts. They are my favorite. And absolutely from the toaster.

So now I HAVE to ask - how do you eat them? I have a method.
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HAH! You seemed like one of my fellow toasted strawberry poptarters! How do I eat them? Well! I tend to break it in half first. Then attack each side individually. I would remove the crust and then save the middle goodness. Repeat process!
 
#976
Papa Dangerous said:
HAH! You seemed like one of my fellow toasted strawberry poptarters! How do I eat them? Well! I tend to break it in half first. Then attack each side individually. I would remove the crust and then save the middle goodness. Repeat process!
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Ohhhh...a kindred spirit. We must be borne of the same soul. Now I'm really struggling not to think impure thoughts about you.
 
#977
Papa Dangerous said:
*insert every possible joke here*
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Yes, please.:D




ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. singing stops That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
 
#978
Tat2dHeart said:
It's an '04 Schecter Diamond Series. It's not twangy; I've had lots of compliments on the depth of the tone. But then, I've also opted to use superlongs and string through the body instead of just the bridge. And right now, I have more knobs that I know how to use, but all in all, she was a sweet deal for $100.
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As a general rule I'm not a Schecter fan, I prefer Ibanez (the better Schecter ;D) but that thing looks damn sexy. I'd noodle on it. Especially for $100
 
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