So I now have a minion. Lending my friend money to pay tuition means until they pay me back, they are minion #1
Absolutely.
Now you have to give him an evil task that he will inevitably screw up, and you'll have to redo, thus putting you right into my sights. I will then capture you and put you into an elaborate death trap, when (also inevitably) one of my small minions will come along and distract me, allowing you the opportunity to escape.




