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#502
Tat2dHeart said:
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Boobs flash everything
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On paper, I'd have to agree that this is the most important rule of the game.

However, keep in mind this is an internet forum and a lot of guys haven't been seen yet. There may be some frightening, please-God-no-don't show-them boobage that we may not want seen in public (well, at least our own little corner of public :eek:)! Or is the intent that the rules will explicitly specify boobage and will explicitly exclude moobage?

Just trying to make sure we maintain our high standards here. ;)
 
#503
dave64o said:
On paper, I'd have to agree that this is the most important rule of the game.

However, keep in mind this is an internet forum and a lot of guys haven't been seen yet. There may be some frightening, please-God-no-don't show-them boobage that we may not want seen in public (well, at least our own little corner of public :eek:)! Or is the intent that the rules will explicitly specify boobage and will explicitly exclude moobage?

Just trying to make sure we maintain our high standards here. ;)
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To be honest I think there should be a paper application and rigorous interview process for the females who wish to participate in the game. So I'll bite the bullet and volunteer to get together with each one of you ladies individually and discuss your credentials.

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#504
FurryMonkey said:
A little late, but to the Super Chicken theme song:
When you're feeling down and troubled
When someone bursts your happy bubble
When you know it just can't wait 'til later
There's someone with Hypno-boobs
Who will hurry up and rescue you
Just call for Boobinator!
If you're afraid you'll suffocate motorboatin'
Just like life preservers, they'll keep you floatin'
She will wear her Femme-bot bra
And beat the bad guys to the draw.
Just call for Boobinator
Just call for Boobinator!


And if that's not at least enough for a smile; know that I wrote that walking through Target, and sometimes when I'm focusing on something like that, I forget that I should talk in a lower than normal volume, and I said to my husband, "Come on! I need to rhyme something with motorboatin'!" Probably much louder than I should have. :p
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This calls for a like button! For the mental image of people overhearing at the store as much as for the song.
 
#505
autodidact said:
To be honest I think there should be a paper application and rigorous interview process for the females who wish to participate in the game. So I'll bite the bullet and volunteer to get together with each one of you ladies individually and discuss your credentials.

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Hmmmm ... if I have any input into the rules, I'd say any woman cool enough to be a CWB chick is the kind of woman that SHOULD play!

However, I'd also suggest that limiting moobage is a key part of game strategy. Why? How about we let Jack answer that question ...
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:eek:

:p
 
#506
FurryMonkey said:
A little late, but to the Super Chicken theme song:
When you're feeling down and troubled
When someone bursts your happy bubble
When you know it just can't wait 'til later
There's someone with Hypno-boobs
Who will hurry up and rescue you
Just call for Boobinator!
If you're afraid you'll suffocate motorboatin'
Just like life preservers, they'll keep you floatin'
She will wear her Femme-bot bra
And beat the bad guys to the draw.
Just call for Boobinator
Just call for Boobinator!


And if that's not at least enough for a smile; know that I wrote that walking through Target, and sometimes when I'm focusing on something like that, I forget that I should talk in a lower than normal volume, and I said to my husband, "Come on! I need to rhyme something with motorboatin'!" Probably much louder than I should have. :p
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#511
FurryMonkey said:
Presenting the best tamborine for metal:
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and the new...ehm...gio....

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Cool...but I do wonder about the color of your nails...is that polish, or an unpleasant side-effect from your adventure:D? hmmm. and this bass is blue, I think you may have been emotionally scared and are trying to make "blue" nice again, lol. Ya know...think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, lol.
 
#512
THand said:
Cool...but I do wonder about the color of your nails...is that polish, or an unpleasant side-effect from your adventure:D? hmmm. and this bass is blue, I think you may have been emotionally scared and are trying to make "blue" nice again, lol. Ya know...think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts, lol.
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The green nails are a side effect of the meds.:D

AAAHHHHH!!!!BLUE!!!!!!!GAG! Okay, I think I'm okay now. :p
 
#513
dave64o said:
On paper, I'd have to agree that this is the most important rule of the game.

However, keep in mind this is an internet forum and a lot of guys haven't been seen yet. There may be some frightening, please-God-no-don't show-them boobage that we may not want seen in public (well, at least our own little corner of public :eek:)! Or is the intent that the rules will explicitly specify boobage and will explicitly exclude moobage?

Just trying to make sure we maintain our high standards here. ;)
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That's a very good point. However, in being the open and accepting group that we are and would want to continue being, I don't think we'd want to be so explicit that we rule out spectacular boobage that comes through unconventional means. For example, I could totally appreciate being flashed by (I'm not sure I know the right terminology here, so I'm going for it and I hope that one of our guys who prefer to be girls will correct me) a really well-made breast plate. I've seen the boobage some of those girls get and it makes me so jealous - kinda like TBird's legs. Speaking of TBird, I haven't seen him around lately. Hope he's doing okay.

Okay - back on track - I thought about another game this morning while I was out walking the dog, too. We should totally and completely do a Bassistopoly (I have to call it that since Bassopoly is taken and dedicated to fishing).

Bassistopoly could be a play on the Monopoly concept with these translations that I've thought of so far - any new ideas, please toss them out there:

* Bank is "the Venue"
* Banker is the "Venue Booker"
* Jail - Instead of Jail, we have pay to play
* Get Out of Jail Free - An agent calls and asks to take you on
* Community Chest - good things like being called to go on the road with a famous band, recording contracts, endorsement deals, etc.
* Chance - Truck breaks down and is late to the venue, girlfriend shows up unexpectedly at a show and busts you with a groupie, wife shows up and catches you with the gf and the groupie, your old agent was found guilty of embezzling from you and the courts are able to get your money back, etc.
* The states/streets are gigs at famous venues
* Houses and hotels are replaced by short-term and long-term show contracts
* When you land on a gig where someone else has a contract, you pay their wages instead of the Venue
* Railroads are "Music Stores"
* Utilities are Custom Bass Luthiers/Custom Builds
* Every time you circle the board, you've completed a tour
* Passing go gets you paid for the tour you're completing

What do you think?


EDIT: I just read this and realized I probably have WAY TOO MUCH time to think when I'm walking the dog.
 
#514
autodidact said:
To be honest I think there should be a paper application and rigorous interview process for the females who wish to participate in the game. So I'll bite the bullet and volunteer to get together with each one of you ladies individually and discuss your credentials.

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auto, I think that's gonna be a really hard job. ;) Are you sure you're up to it? :eyebrow: Maybe you'll be needing THand and Dave to help? :D
 
#516
dave64o said:
Hmmmm ... if I have any input into the rules, I'd say any woman cool enough to be a CWB chick is the kind of woman that SHOULD play!

However, I'd also suggest that limiting moobage is a key part of game strategy. Why? How about we let Jack answer that question ...
moobs.jpg



:eek:

:p
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Maybe the limitation is that any displayed boobage that is hirsute immediately defaults the player to the lowest factor of play for three rounds? I don't think we should totally disqualify all players from flashing - but there does need to be a clear penalty for trying to take advantage of the "boobs flash everything" rule.
 
#517
FurryMonkey said:
:p lol...thanks. :D
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FM - You, my dear, are hilarious! Don't ever change.

I SO wish I'd have been in Target with you, but I'm pretty sure your hubs would not have appreciated two of us writing twisted lyrics and saying them far too loud for the surroundings. And - I've been known to sing them aloud despite my surroundings just to see how they sound.
 
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