Poor guy in either India or Pakistan taking my call on their second phony 'delivery attempt' got to hear my no-BS voice. Went to the FedEx Depot today (hour and a half round trip). While i had up-to-date tracking saying my package was there, they pulled up it in their system and said it was 'on truck for delivery,' and I would see it at my house today. I made her confirm my shipping address.
...rolled back into my driveway and got an update saying:
Customer not Available or Business Closed
Recommended action:
Door tag will provide the time and address of the FedEx location where you may pick up your shipment, and also indicate if another delivery attempt will be made.
Which is ridiculous because I have someone home who's all of 8 steps away from our door...and there's no door tag.
I called and every new drop off on their automated system I hit zero...until I got to a place where the hidden option got me to a person. I pointed out there was no tag, no attempt, had people here at home and that there was a fake attempt yesterday too. I made him confirm the delivery address (which also shows up in the emails I get). He said he'd have it slated for re-delivery today, and I told him I expect him to verify the delivery address since it doesn't help if it's going to the wrong place. He volunteered to have the local FedEx representative call me and I told him that I expect to actually get that call and would be calling back again later if it didn't come in a timely fashion.