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Dumb CL Ad's pt 5, Dumbester and Dumberest

Okay, finally found one for you guys. Saw this 115 cab today. Check out pic number 6, the pic of the spec sticker on the back of the cab. This thing has one the most amazing speakers you can imagine.
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Apparently, Seismic Audio also gets their stickers made in China. Not sure why anyone would ever buy one used unless they raise their prices, though...
 
In addition, I think this guy put his mom's address in map because he's got an SD phone number, but that's not Santa Monica @ Normandie.

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Selling a very good condition SQUIER FENDER BASS - set up ready to go with low action!
This is an awesome and rare instrument (compared to Precision and Jazz), with huge bottom end and serious dark, old school Fender hum bucking output.
It has a pre amp distortion so u can play hard distortion!
Super clean, gorgeous body and neck.
Must sell. I was Asking $300
phone numbers.
text me 619 204 7640
 
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Hello, my name is Greg, i recently moved back to the scranton area, after living and gigging in Colorado for the last 13 years. I play a homemade electric hot rod washboard! I'm interested in finding some cool people to jam with and maybe gig out. i've pioneered my own style of washboardigng over the last ten years with a mountain bluegrass band out of Colorado called Hunker Down Bluegrass, I have well over 500 live shows under my belt and many more jam sessions with national touring acts. I'm not limited to bluegrass, as i am into many other styles, my washboard has a unique sound that blends well in most settings, so email me if sounds like something you might be into.
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GUITAR GOD SEEKING BAND
I am THE guitarist that will bring your band straight to the top. Need Hendrix? You got it. Need Jimmy Page, Stevie Ray, Clapton? I'm all over that ****. My versatility is incomprehensible to you. I turn from Kirk Hammet to Jerry Garcia on a dime. Hear me play and think you got punched in the balls. I live in Baldwin most of the time. You need to pick me up. I have a smoke machine and a whole ****ing lighting display. I use a lot of drugs. If you bring some, that is a plus. I drink scotch, all ****ing day. I can play live for 20 hours straight. I own and operate multiple buses. I have been in over 100 fights and have only lost 2. (One was because the guy's friend had a sword and hacked the **** out of my arms and side. The other was with the cops.) I also play the bass -- in crouch position. I am an exceptional conversationalist, am well versed in 19th - 20th century philosophy AND have legal expertise. I abide by an ethical humanist code of behavior. I can fix any ****ing thing, mechanical and/or electrical. Email me your specs. If you've got what it takes, I will respond.
 
***Ibenez SR800 Fretless Bass*** - $675 (Paaradise)

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Firm $675, this is a left, strung right, fretless, I know the pic looks like frets, but it is fretless, love it but gotta pay bills, so here I go.

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i see why the price on this Ibenez is firm, because the poster didn't quite convey how much amazing customization has been done to it!

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(Can anyone give me a tip in how to embed images without linking? Because future generations deserve to see this work.)
 
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i have alot of gear but need help (NRH)
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ok im not going to lie i play alot of intruments and sing very well and even have some pow2erful contacts in hollywood sad thing is my job let me go and im on the verge of being homeless and i have o much gear my last band broke up and we are done im looking for someone who like to write music who has a garage for some extra gear i plan on getting a job asap but i need a leg up id like to mett someone who would mind starting a band and some music but i need to crash ill sleep in your garage man got alot of music and alot of stuff to work on mybe a odd request but im all metal and all brotherhood plan on having a job at racetrac soon but got no time left hit me up if you feel me btw im 24 and i am a celaqn background i will do a background check to prove im not trouble
 
Sign me up, STAT!
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GUITAR GOD SEEKING BAND
I am THE guitarist that will bring your band straight to the top. Need Hendrix? You got it. Need Jimmy Page, Stevie Ray, Clapton? I'm all over that ****. My versatility is incomprehensible to you. I turn from Kirk Hammet to Jerry Garcia on a dime. Hear me play and think you got punched in the balls. I live in Baldwin most of the time. You need to pick me up. I have a smoke machine and a whole ****ing lighting display. I use a lot of drugs. If you bring some, that is a plus. I drink scotch, all ****ing day. I can play live for 20 hours straight. I own and operate multiple buses. I have been in over 100 fights and have only lost 2. (One was because the guy's friend had a sword and hacked the **** out of my arms and side. The other was with the cops.) I also play the bass -- in crouch position. I am an exceptional conversationalist, am well versed in 19th - 20th century philosophy AND have legal expertise. I abide by an ethical humanist code of behavior. I can fix any ****ing thing, mechanical and/or electrical. Email me your specs. If you've got what it takes, I will respond.
 
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GUITAR GOD SEEKING BAND
I am THE guitarist that will bring your band straight to the top. Need Hendrix? You got it. Need Jimmy Page, Stevie Ray, Clapton? I'm all over that ****. My versatility is incomprehensible to you. I turn from Kirk Hammet to Jerry Garcia on a dime. Hear me play and think you got punched in the balls. I live in Baldwin most of the time. You need to pick me up. I have a smoke machine and a whole ****ing lighting display. I use a lot of drugs. If you bring some, that is a plus. I drink scotch, all ****ing day. I can play live for 20 hours straight. I own and operate multiple buses. I have been in over 100 fights and have only lost 2. (One was because the guy's friend had a sword and hacked the **** out of my arms and side. The other was with the cops.) I also play the bass -- in crouch position. I am an exceptional conversationalist, am well versed in 19th - 20th century philosophy AND have legal expertise. I abide by an ethical humanist code of behavior. I can fix any ****ing thing, mechanical and/or electrical. Email me your specs. If you've got what it takes, I will respond.

That's me, man. I was being modest. I'm really even more ******ing awesome, but it just wouldn't fit in a Craigslist ad without causing an earthquake.
 
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GUITAR GOD SEEKING BAND
I am THE guitarist that will bring your band straight to the top. Need Hendrix? You got it. Need Jimmy Page, Stevie Ray, Clapton? I'm all over that ****. My versatility is incomprehensible to you. I turn from Kirk Hammet to Jerry Garcia on a dime. Hear me play and think you got punched in the balls. I live in Baldwin most of the time. You need to pick me up. I have a smoke machine and a whole ****ing lighting display. I use a lot of drugs. If you bring some, that is a plus. I drink scotch, all ****ing day. I can play live for 20 hours straight. I own and operate multiple buses. I have been in over 100 fights and have only lost 2. (One was because the guy's friend had a sword and hacked the **** out of my arms and side. The other was with the cops.) I also play the bass -- in crouch position. I am an exceptional conversationalist, am well versed in 19th - 20th century philosophy AND have legal expertise. I abide by an ethical humanist code of behavior. I can fix any ****ing thing, mechanical and/or electrical. Email me your specs. If you've got what it takes, I will respond.

HAHA! Got the same guitard here in NH:

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I wish him luck(NOT!).
 
This one is kind of funny. Check out the picture...classic!

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Acoustic used to have 'em, folded 18" with the pwr amp in the bottom.

Yep the original 361 P cab. 200 watt amp in cab paired with the 360 preamp. Later replaced by the 370 ss head and the 301 non powered cab. I used to rock the 370 with two 301's back in the day. A bitch to move but sounded HUGE! It would knock the fillings out of your teeth from 20 feet away :D. Easily smoked full Marshall stacks and rarely did I need PA support.
 
I want to go check this bass out, it's not too far from me...what should I ask? The pups look odd to me, but I don't know.
I really like the idea of owning an older P bass but really don't know much about them...certainty don't want to get ripped off or pay too, too much for one.
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This is all the ads says (they're asking a grand for it):

This bass has just been gone through 100% by Parkway Music. She is Set-up & READY! Stop on in to Adirondack Exchange and check it out. We are located at 707 Upper Glen St(corner Glen/Foster). Open M~Wed 8~5 Th/Fr 8~7 and Sat 10~4. Please call with any questions
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