Dumb CL Ad's pt 5, Dumbester and Dumberest

[Gaolee]

Temple Square is for Reals....
seriously...Joni Mitchell's Circle? I'm gonna has to lip sync dat one bro'

Those guys aren't giving up. The locals have shot them full of holes, but they are right back on CL defending themselves and saying they know what's what and nobody else does. They aren't just idiots, they are determined to stay idiots and spread the gospel of "WE ARE IDIOTS, BRO" all across the local area. I hope they keep it up. They are providing priceless entertainment.

 

[My name is Mudd]

Updates...we need updates on this one!

 

[Gaolee]

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There was more, but it isn't working right now. That's probably about right, since those guys will never have a job, either in music or anything else until they figure it out. I don't even know if all of those are from the same guys. The whole thing seems to be taking on a life of its own. It will die out, unfortunately, and then we will be deprived of the hilarity.

 

[My name is Mudd]

Thanks for those...they're special. Just like the alleged 'band.'

 

[Gaolee]

Thanks for those...they're special. Just like the alleged 'band.'

You are welcome. They are too priceless not to share them. I sure hope they keep flailing, because it is way too entertaining to stop. Sometimes the best comedy is reality, or should I say some people's attempt at reality. you can't make this stuff up.

 

[Gaolee]

And there is more in the new year!

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I wonder if whoever these guys are real or somebody spoofing. Either way, I sure hope they keep it up in 2014. Top of the charts, brah!

 

[60bass]

And there is more in the new year!

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I wonder if whoever these guys are real or somebody spoofing. Either way, I sure hope they keep it up in 2014. Top of the charts, brah!

I'm sure there'll be more cause you can't fix stupid! LOL

 

[Gaolee]

I don't know if it is real or not at this point. I'm almost tempted to send them an email to find out whether it is a joke or if they really think they are going to do something or another.

 

[My name is Mudd]

I double-dog-dare you to.

 

[60bass]

I double-dog-dare you to.

^^^^^^^
This

 

[Gaolee]

Oh, man, you guys are brutal! I have to GET THIS DONE! One more problem - I didn't even know Temple Square had anything to do with Mormons until the whole Craigslist sequence. So it goes. I will report back if anything happens.

 

[My name is Mudd]

Be sure to stress that you've memorized the lyrics to 'London is Calling'...that seemed important.

 

[tracer03]

And that you have a hot girlfriend/S.O. that works at Frederick's of Hollywood and is willing to help promote/sell cds/rep the band....

 

[My name is Mudd]

...and is Kaley Cuoco's long-lost twin.

 

[Gaolee]

My wife is hot (according to me), but she's the same age as me and getting her to represent is just not going to happen. It's going to be a hard sell, but for you guys, I'll do it!

 

[My name is Mudd]

You da man!

 

[catcauphonic]

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There was more, but it isn't working right now. That's probably about right, since those guys will never have a job, either in music or anything else until they figure it out. I don't even know if all of those are from the same guys. The whole thing seems to be taking on a life of its own. It will die out, unfortunately, and then we will be deprived of the hilarity.

This posted from Seattle? I'll keep an eye out for them. Give them my own secret handshake.. don't think he'll like it though. This joker is C L gold!

 

[Gaolee]

Well, I sent them an email. I'm really curious to find out if they reply, if they are some kind of spam-bot, or what. I don't have a pony tail and my beer belly is under control, so maybe I can lip synch for them. My voice sure doesn't cut it!

 

[Stingray5]

Looks like 'Filthy Animal' had some irreconcilable differences:

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"FILTHY ANIMAL" RE-FORMING..SEEKING PRO PLAYERS! (SUFFOLK)

LEAD VOCALS, BASSIST AND DRUMMER WANTED FOR ESTABLISHED GIGGING BAND (SUFFOLK)
We are a WAILING cover band with gigs lined up and a healthy fan base. Comprised of some very awesome talent from pretty popular LI bands from the past. If you can handle: Halen, Ozzy, Sabbath, Velvet Revolver, Black Label Society,AIC, STP, Godsmack, Zep, RAINBOW, AC/DC, etc... answer this post and we'll send you the set list! Let's go... We are doing gigs but in the process of hiring fresh musicians for our NEW project!

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Filthy-Animal/307503969357020?skip_nax_wizard=true "


I wouldn't exactly call someone looking for bass, drums and lead vocal an established gigging band. I think these guys might have a much better shot:


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"FILTHY ANIMAL BAND" FORMER MEMBERS AUDITIONING PRO-GUITARISTS (Nassau Suffolk Boarder)

Shredder Needed to Perform Van Halen, Sabbath, Ozzy, Zeppelin, Priest, Purple, AC/DC, STP, Nirvana, Alice In Chains, Velvet Revolver, Godsmack, Jet. . ...etc. We Cover The Classics To Current!!!! Members Have Performed With Popular Local And National Artists. We Have Pro-Equipment, Home Studio & PA System. Gigs Are On Hold Until Your Ready. Must Be Able To Perform Signature Parts Correctly. Stage Presence Is Needed!!! A Video Or Link Of Your Playing Is Required When You Reply To This Post. After Review, Audition Info Will Be Sent, Including Setlist"

 

[My name is Mudd]

Dueling ads...the Next Big Thing.