I got to "...send me your files..." and thought to myself "you're kidding, right?"
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Dumb CL Ad's pt 5, Dumbester and Dumberest
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Yep...
Let's Rock n Roll. (Wilkes-Barre)
Greetings fellow musicians!
Let's get down to brass tax here. I'm a 19 year old vocalist, been screaming and singing since I was about 12. I suck at guitar, not very consistent on drums, and I'm not one for playing bass or the keys either. So you see the dilemma. I'm fairly new to the area, I moved up from South Florida in August, and down there, we had a sick music scene. Up here in NEPA, I haven't seen much for local shows. There's got to be a couple people out there looking to jam and get something going.
I have fronted for a couple bands over the years, and I've done guest vocals for a couple bands. I have also managed and did live audio for plenty of shows.
I write very often. So I've got lyrics out the wazoo. I'm very open to sounds.
What I'm interested in getting together is a couple bands (or just one) in either or all of the following "styles": Pop-Punk, Alternative, Metalcore, Deathcore, Acoustic Punk, Post-Hardcore, Post-Rock...etc.
Somewhere in the ballpark of sounds reminiscent of: New Found Glory, Senses Fail, Silverstein, Whitechapel, Chelsea Grin, The Devil Wears Prada, The Acacia Strain, Emmure, Norma Jean, Early June, Fero Lux, Anthony Green, Bayside, Freshman 15, We Butter The Bread With Butter, and tons more.
I am looking for ladies or gents in my age group, from 15 to 23. Leave the Egos aside. Hell, let's do a Reservoir Dogs thing...don't even give me your name to start off...Call yourself Mr. White, Mr. Orange, Mr. Green, Mr. Purple, Mr. Pink, Ms. Grey, Ms. Yellow, Ms. Blue...whatever. Let's talk and see what we can get going.
E-mail me as Mr. Wolf.
Let's have some fun!
Yep...
Let's Rock n Roll. (Wilkes-Barre)
Greetings fellow musicians!
Let's get down to brass tax here. I'm a 19 year old vocalist, been screaming and singing since I was about 12. I suck at guitar, not very consistent on drums, and I'm not one for playing bass or the keys either. So you see the dilemma. I'm fairly new to the area, I moved up from South Florida in August, and down there, we had a sick music scene. Up here in NEPA, I haven't seen much for local shows. There's got to be a couple people out there looking to jam and get something going.
I have fronted for a couple bands over the years, and I've done guest vocals for a couple bands. I have also managed and did live audio for plenty of shows.
I write very often. So I've got lyrics out the wazoo. I'm very open to sounds.
What I'm interested in getting together is a couple bands (or just one) in either or all of the following "styles": Pop-Punk, Alternative, Metalcore, Deathcore, Acoustic Punk, Post-Hardcore, Post-Rock...etc.
Somewhere in the ballpark of sounds reminiscent of: New Found Glory, Senses Fail, Silverstein, Whitechapel, Chelsea Grin, The Devil Wears Prada, The Acacia Strain, Emmure, Norma Jean, Early June, Fero Lux, Anthony Green, Bayside, Freshman 15, We Butter The Bread With Butter, and tons more.
I am looking for ladies or gents in my age group, from 15 to 23. Leave the Egos aside. Hell, let's do a Reservoir Dogs thing...don't even give me your name to start off...Call yourself Mr. White, Mr. Orange, Mr. Green, Mr. Purple, Mr. Pink, Ms. Grey, Ms. Yellow, Ms. Blue...whatever. Let's talk and see what we can get going.
E-mail me as Mr. Wolf.
Let's have some fun!
Eh, maybe we're just ignorant about the finer details of the lost artistry of washboard playing.
Haha, +1. Anybody who knows anything about the Spin Doctors knows that the name of the song is Jimmy Olsen's Blues. Maybe he wants you to do that song by The Who called Teenage Wasteland too.
And he wants a band with a heavy euro look that does Spin Doctors and Joni Mitchell? LMAO
Dammit, I missed the unicorn sale
http://www.ibtimes.com/are-unicorns...le-wants-buyer-pony-186-million-photo-1496958
http://www.ibtimes.com/are-unicorns...le-wants-buyer-pony-186-million-photo-1496958
Gaolee
Official leathers tester and crash dummy
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Former Las Vegas headliner who moved to Seattle wants to network and get known. It must be Elvis or maybe Celine Dion.
Former Las Vegas headliner who moved to Seattle wants to network and get known. It must be Elvis or maybe Celine Dion.
That's the "classic vintage look". This guitar is so vintage it looks like one of those they used back in the ol'school Mozart days. 
Courtesy of Socal....
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Band Members Wanted
La Mesa, CA
2014-02-11 3:58pm
My name is Dave, I'm 19 years old, I'm a lead guitarist, and I'm looking to form a four piece metal band (such as Megadeth). If you are not a serious musician who is looking for a career in music, don't bother reading the rest of this post.
I'm looking for another lead guitarist (at my skill level), a bassist, and a drummer. One of us will have to take the liberty of singing.
Here is a link to a low quality demo of one of my songs. Do not contact me before listening to it.
https://soundcloud.com/dave-s-leblanc/angel-act
Please call or text me at 1-619-XXX-XXXX if you're interested
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Band Members Wanted
La Mesa, CA
2014-02-11 3:58pm
My name is Dave, I'm 19 years old, I'm a lead guitarist, and I'm looking to form a four piece metal band (such as Megadeth). If you are not a serious musician who is looking for a career in music, don't bother reading the rest of this post.
I'm looking for another lead guitarist (at my skill level), a bassist, and a drummer. One of us will have to take the liberty of singing.
Here is a link to a low quality demo of one of my songs. Do not contact me before listening to it.
https://soundcloud.com/dave-s-leblanc/angel-act
Please call or text me at 1-619-XXX-XXXX if you're interested
This bass comes with a bass:
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Washburn Bass Guitar w bass - $150 (snj)
Washburn Electric bass guitar in good condition..
Has new set of strings and complete set up by a guitar tech..
Complete setup has been done new strings Ernie Ball Lime Green Slinkys
Intonation set,Neck adjusted and oiled,frets polished & leveled etc
$150 or bo call me @ 609-513-4958 thanks ...
Comes with a Padded Sam Ash bass gig bag
And a Black Ernie Ball guitar strap.
Pickup please and call first for directions thanks .
Have a great day.
Washburn Electric bass guitar in good condition
Lyon LB 40 Prowler Series Bass.
24 frets,rw finger board,maple neck.. 2 - 2 tuners ,all black hardware
Tobacco Sunburst to black burst finish in the front,all black in back.
Weighs a good 10lbs with a thick body and wide neck..
2 volume pots and one tone pot...
2 single coil pickups and has a nice thick sound..
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Washburn Bass Guitar w bass - $150 (snj)
Washburn Electric bass guitar in good condition..
Has new set of strings and complete set up by a guitar tech..
Complete setup has been done new strings Ernie Ball Lime Green Slinkys
Intonation set,Neck adjusted and oiled,frets polished & leveled etc
$150 or bo call me @ 609-513-4958 thanks ...
Comes with a Padded Sam Ash bass gig bag
And a Black Ernie Ball guitar strap.
Pickup please and call first for directions thanks .
Have a great day.
Washburn Electric bass guitar in good condition
Lyon LB 40 Prowler Series Bass.
24 frets,rw finger board,maple neck.. 2 - 2 tuners ,all black hardware
Tobacco Sunburst to black burst finish in the front,all black in back.
Weighs a good 10lbs with a thick body and wide neck..
2 volume pots and one tone pot...
2 single coil pickups and has a nice thick sound..
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Self-Loathing Bass Player Wanted Classic Rock (Austin)
LET ME START BY SCREAMING AT YOU IN ALL CAPS THAT YOU MUST INCLUDE YOUR NAME, PHONE NUMBER, SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND THE PASSCODE TO THE BURGLAR ALARM AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE. WILL NOT ANSWER UNLESS ALL IS SUBMITTED CORRECTLY IN AP STYLE AND STANDARD.
The genre of music is 30-40 years old, which should tell you something about our age and maturity level. We're looking for a bass player submissive and simple enough to never get in the way of our ferocious twin guitar attack, but still able to play the bass lick on Tom Sawyer (not that we'll ever actually play that song - it's just a test and to remind you of your place in the pecking order). If you happen to like any other style of music, HERE'S A LAUNDRY LIST OF NEGATIVITY THAT'S SURE TO CONVINCE YOU THAT WE ARE A BUNCH OF DOUCHES.
You must be willing to make a commitment to not flinch when people start laughing and leaving when our pudgy middle aged guitarist whips out "Eruption" while wearing a sleeveless Def Leppard tshirt, at the small-town spring festival trailer stage. Oh, here's some more negativity about how hard it is to fit in with this bunch. Yes, you must be perfect in every way, and be healthy - AIDS test and pap smear required.
Foremost, you must be willing to cling to the delusion that we'll be able to conquer the world by playing covers of 40 year old tunes and gradually work up to playing our original tunes, written in a similar 40 year old style that's not really popular these days. And you must never listen to any voice of reason that might realize that very few musicians in this town are making any significant money, and that all this talk about touring is never going to happen because we're too old to quit our jobs and go sleep in a van together. We will each know the truth that this is just a mid-life crisis hobby thing, but that MUST REMAIN UNSPOKEN AT ALL TIMES. We will speak to one another about the CAUSE of THE ROCK with Jack Black bravado. LONG LIVE THE ROCK, BRO!
Okay. . . a little more negativity. . . and. . . MUST BE WILLING TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT WE WILL RECRUIT BAND MEMBERS BY POSTING ADS ON CRAIGSLIST FULL OF NEGATIVITY AND OBVIOUS SELF-LOATHING. SURE, THESE WON'T GET A LOT OF RESPONSE, BUT WE'LL REPOST THEM INCESSANTLY, JUST LIKE WE DID A FEW MONTHS BACK. AND LAST YEAR. NEVERMIND THAT OUR AD WILL BECOME A TIRED JOKE - WITH PERSEVERANCE WE WILL FIIND SOMEONE AS SMALL-MINDED AS WE ARE.
LONG LIVE THE ROCK!
Location: Austin do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
♥ best of
post id: 4317150064 posted: 11 days ago email to friend
musicians
prohibited [?] Posted: 11 days ago
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Self-Loathing Bass Player Wanted Classic Rock (Austin)
LET ME START BY SCREAMING AT YOU IN ALL CAPS THAT YOU MUST INCLUDE YOUR NAME, PHONE NUMBER, SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND THE PASSCODE TO THE BURGLAR ALARM AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE. WILL NOT ANSWER UNLESS ALL IS SUBMITTED CORRECTLY IN AP STYLE AND STANDARD.
The genre of music is 30-40 years old, which should tell you something about our age and maturity level. We're looking for a bass player submissive and simple enough to never get in the way of our ferocious twin guitar attack, but still able to play the bass lick on Tom Sawyer (not that we'll ever actually play that song - it's just a test and to remind you of your place in the pecking order). If you happen to like any other style of music, HERE'S A LAUNDRY LIST OF NEGATIVITY THAT'S SURE TO CONVINCE YOU THAT WE ARE A BUNCH OF DOUCHES.
You must be willing to make a commitment to not flinch when people start laughing and leaving when our pudgy middle aged guitarist whips out "Eruption" while wearing a sleeveless Def Leppard tshirt, at the small-town spring festival trailer stage. Oh, here's some more negativity about how hard it is to fit in with this bunch. Yes, you must be perfect in every way, and be healthy - AIDS test and pap smear required.
Foremost, you must be willing to cling to the delusion that we'll be able to conquer the world by playing covers of 40 year old tunes and gradually work up to playing our original tunes, written in a similar 40 year old style that's not really popular these days. And you must never listen to any voice of reason that might realize that very few musicians in this town are making any significant money, and that all this talk about touring is never going to happen because we're too old to quit our jobs and go sleep in a van together. We will each know the truth that this is just a mid-life crisis hobby thing, but that MUST REMAIN UNSPOKEN AT ALL TIMES. We will speak to one another about the CAUSE of THE ROCK with Jack Black bravado. LONG LIVE THE ROCK, BRO!
Okay. . . a little more negativity. . . and. . . MUST BE WILLING TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT WE WILL RECRUIT BAND MEMBERS BY POSTING ADS ON CRAIGSLIST FULL OF NEGATIVITY AND OBVIOUS SELF-LOATHING. SURE, THESE WON'T GET A LOT OF RESPONSE, BUT WE'LL REPOST THEM INCESSANTLY, JUST LIKE WE DID A FEW MONTHS BACK. AND LAST YEAR. NEVERMIND THAT OUR AD WILL BECOME A TIRED JOKE - WITH PERSEVERANCE WE WILL FIIND SOMEONE AS SMALL-MINDED AS WE ARE.
LONG LIVE THE ROCK!
Location: Austin do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
♥ best of
post id: 4317150064 posted: 11 days ago email to friend
Actually...I would. Reading between the lines, these guys sound A) about my age and skill lvl, and B) sound like fun (I appreciate those who don't take themselves too damn seriously all the time).
