Start checking the other retailers (e.g., GC, Music123, ZZounds, AMS, etc.) and see if they have one MF/UPS can buy for you.
GC, Music123, ZZounds, and AMS either don't have it at all, or don't have it in white. In either case, MF said that they are only allowed to order from Fender...so if I found it somewhere else, they can give me my money back so that I can buy it at the other source.
MF just called back, gave me these options:
1) Return bass (on their dime) for a full refund.
2) Contact Fender and get a new neck through the lifetime warranty replacement policy.
I'm hoping option 2 works...I have to go read the fine print now and see exactly what is covered by the warranty, but my understanding is that warranties usually cover manufacturer defects only...