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Farting during a show

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#421
CrazedMouse said:
Nuff said I think ;)
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Actually, it was kind of a joke as the drummer's last name is
Angelone, and he once said "All drummers are forgotten" to
which I replied "All drummers are Rotten" so the band became
"Rotten Angel" complete with black Goth lettering on the
T-Shirts. Its actually a power trio, guitar wanker band. Best
musicians I have ever played with, and that ain't sayin' much.

Ugggghhhh! Who farted???? :spit: :help: :D
 
#422
jive1 said:
We were playing for the Guiness Tap at a local Irish pub a few years back. During one of the songs that I sang, I let one rip. Couldn't help it, had to do it. As I was singing, the fumes made their way to my nose and I busted out laughing. I look over behind me, and the rest of the band was back against the wall to get away from my stench. One guitar player looks at me and mutters "You a$$hole". The drummer, who couldn't get away from me had the most sour look on his face.
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The guitar player from this story flew in from Colorado for a visit. I recalled this story, and he remembered it well. He referred to it as famous, and that made me proud. We had a great chuckle remembering it.
 
#423
jive1 said:
The guitar player from this story flew in from Colorado for a visit. I recalled this story, and he remembered it well. He referred to it as famous, and that made me proud. We had a great chuckle remembering it.
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Did you show him this thread? If so, what did he think? If not, submit yourself for beatings. ;) :D
 
#426
I played a gig with a band I used to be in and felt the gurgling of a true ripper brewing in my belly during the second song. We are playing our melodic song (the 4th song) and I'm concentrating on getting my notes all good (we were a metal band and melody didn't usually matter:eek: ) and I still have this nagging rumble down below. This rumble will not be ignored and I actually had to divert my concentration for a millisecond to get the windy fellow out. The end result was a bad note and a bad smell. No one in the band noticed. I figured that if they can't smell me, can't hear either of my low frequency generators, I may as well leave the band. So I did.

Farting rules.

By the way: " A closed mouth gathers no fart"
 
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#427
Festus said:
I played a gig with a band I used to be in and felt the gurgling of a true ripper brewing in my belly during the second song. We are playing our melodic song (the 4th song) and I'm concentrating on getting my notes all good (we were a metal band and melody didn't usually matter:eek: ) and I still have this nagging rumble down below. This rumble will not be ignored and I actually had to divert my concentration for a millisecond to get the windy fellow out. The end result was a bad note and a bad smell. No one in the band noticed. I figured that if they can't smell me, can't hear either of my low frequency generators, I may as well leave the band. So I did.

Farting rules.

By the way: " A closed mouth gathers no fart"
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LOL!!!!:D
 
#432
I've got this wicked egg casserole that I make that will completely annihilate your insides. It's basically a bulldozer for your colon. Been taking it for lunch lately, and by the time I get home, it hits like a freight train. Couple of unacceptable air biscuits and then the torpedos quickly follow.

+1 to Jive for reviving this thread!:hyper:

I had just mentioned it in another thread today, too!
 
#433
teedub said:
I've got this wicked egg casserole that I make that will completely annihilate your insides. It's basically a bulldozer for your colon. Been taking it for lunch lately, and by the time I get home, it hits like a freight train. Couple of unacceptable air biscuits and then the torpedos quickly follow.

+1 to Jive for reviving this thread!:hyper:

I had just mentioned it in another thread today, too!
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It's been a rough day. I got really sick, and it was hard making it through work. But wait, what's that? I open my mail and Jive lights up our lives with another bump. :)

Teedub, thank you for today's passwords:

colon bulldozer

and

air biscuit.
 
#435
SBassman said:
Teedub, are you really going to be a 2007 Marathon runner? Putting together a farting strategy for the Marathon?
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That is the truth! I've lost a bunch of weight over the past year, and decided to set a goal that was completely off the charts for me. It'll help get me to a comfortable weight, and will be very empowering to finish that race.

As for a farting strategy, I think there will be LOTS of fiber going on for a day or two prior to clean it all out. I'm sure I'll delight you all with some stories from that week. :)

Oh, and I'll take credit for "colon bulldozer", but "air biscuit" was lifted from Weird Science.:smug:
 
#436
haha today during my rehearsal for the junior High Youth Band I lead (yeah.. I get to play in a band with a bunch of 8th graders who actually know HOW to play.. it's awesome)

anyway.. I was ripping them left and right... It got so bad, I actually had to stop singing 'cause I started coughing...

hehe... then the drummer started in...

Age beat Youth this day!!
 
#437
teedub said:
I've got this wicked egg casserole that I make that will completely annihilate your insides. It's basically a bulldozer for your colon. Been taking it for lunch lately, and by the time I get home, it hits like a freight train. Couple of unacceptable air biscuits and then the torpedos quickly follow.

+1 to Jive for reviving this thread!:hyper:

I had just mentioned it in another thread today, too!
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Man, you gotta let me sig. that first part :)


And today, I had a lunch that consisted of Pork, Broccoli, and Lasagna. Turns out that I couls not stop farting for a good three hours, for all of practice tonight. and man, I swear I must have farted at least 300 times, like every 15 seconds 'BRAAAaaaaAAAPPpPPPP""

It was nuts, I've never farted that often before, I swear, I want to do it again :hyper:

:D
 
#440
Last week I was a little hungry in the afternoon, so I cracked
a box of Go Lean Crunch to take the edge off. That stuff is
pretty good. So I had another bowl. By around 4:30 the God
of Thunder started ripping off some good low frequency snorters.
By 5 the men's room was a must, with a long session
perusing past Playboy Advisors. Went on through dinner and
SVU as swell.

I think if that was preceded by a chili dog lunch and some veggies,
it could have been positivley room clearing. But the
Go Lean really has excellent GAS generation power to fuel
the necessary methane part of the operation.
 
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