It was -13F yesterday morning.
Saw a neighbor's dog taking a dump in my yard.
Used the garden hose to turn the dog into an ice sculpture.
Neighbor came into my yard to complain.
There are now two ice scupltures in my yard.
My hero.
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It was -13F yesterday morning.
Saw a neighbor's dog taking a dump in my yard.
Used the garden hose to turn the dog into an ice sculpture.
Neighbor came into my yard to complain.
There are now two ice scupltures in my yard.
IIRC starts with rural but eventually no home delivery whatsoever! As it is I just use the mail for bill payments and greeting cards.
I'm 48 and sold my house to get the darn kids off of my lawn!....
And my wife says I whine like an old man......
BUT my fingers still can move good enough to play my bass and keep up with them darn kids playing music...![]()
I'm 48 and sold my house to get the darn kids off of my lawn!....
And my wife says I whine like an old man......
BUT my fingers still can move good enough to play my bass and keep up with them darn kids playing music...![]()
When I was a kid we had a crank phone and an outhouse.
I'm 57 now. Do I qualify?
I guess I better get a number, I am 56 and I am getting cranky.... but mostly due to getting a divorce.
In my day, we din't need no numbers to know we was in a club. You young kids is always countin' stuff. We just got buzy bein' whut we was bein'.
I am getting cranky.... but mostly due to getting a divorce.

And we liked it like that!We just got buzy bein' whut we was bein'.
...for the life of me, I can't seem to split my brain into 4 parts and keep it all together. I can get 2 down pretty good (playing bass and singing), but that's because I don't have to think much about one of them too much (and not always the same one...it varies). To become some sort of octopus and keep all that stuff going to me seems nothing short of magic.