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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

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My first car I bought as a freshman at UofW Seattle. The University was full of wealthy families and a professor was retiring and advertised a Chrysler New Yorker wagon for sale. It was $750 and I happened to have the money at the time. I didn't try to barter. After signing over the car to me, he handed me three sets of keys on very nice keychains. I got into the car to inspect more and found a leather bound zippered case with the entire service history in the case. He had it steam cleaned and it was never that clean again! :laugh: Needless to say, although I might say I've always been a competent bass player, having such a large car was always a plus for landing gigs! Here's a generic interweb picture of the car.

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Nice, what year was that, about a '64? I was thinking of buying a '74 about twenty years ago with a 440 except it had a manifold leak and they didn't make them anymore for the wagon, was a beautiful car though. It had a power rear window.
 
Nice, what year was that, about a '64? I was thinking of buying a '74 about twenty years ago with a 440 except it had a manifold leak and they didn't make them anymore for the wagon, was a beautiful car though. It had a power rear window.
I drove a friend's car a coupla times. People would challenge thinking it was a Mustang with a racing stripe. It wasn't.(Stock photo. His had orange stripes)
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Yup, Shelby GT500. Stupidly fast.
 
You guys and your big fancy cars...This was like my first, only chocolate brown with our band sign on it. $150 was all I could afford back then :bag:.
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I shuddered when I saw your little Ford "van", until I remembered that my first gig transport (other than riding shotgun with my dad) was a 10 year old '63 Beetle.

At the time, I had just bought a used Gibson bass amp. I can't remember the model, but it was the companion to the Les Paul LP1 and LP2 guitar stack, and sized to look equally imposing.

It was a ridiculous-looking thing, with blue tinsel grille cloth on an enormously over-sized twin 15 cab. The cab was wider and deeper front-to-back than any 2x15 I'd ever seen. There was a solid-state power amp in the bottom of the cab, and it was huge for the era- definitely over 100 watts. I have a vague idea that it might have been as much as 200. The drivers had huge square magnets. This was all driven by a small preamp that sat on top of the cab like a pimple. It had coloured pea bulbs behind a translucent plastic panel, so the controls glowed different colors.

The thing was hilariously loud. It would have been healthy competition for an SVT, if it weren't for the minor detail that the output was all bass- no discernable mids or treble. Whoever thought this was the perfect match for the mudbucker pickups on Gibson basses of the time, needed their head read.

Even with fresh roundwounds on my new-to-me '64 P-bass, the riff from In a Gadda Da Vida sounded like a herd of elephants moving furniture around under water.

Anyway, it tuned out that if I removed the back seat from the Beetle and replaced the stock front buckets with a pair of tiny ones from an old Austin Healey Sprite, I could just barely shoehorn the thing in the back.

Whether that's a good idea when you're headed for a polka wedding in a legion hall, circa October 1973, is a whole other story...
 
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I shuddered when I saw your little Ford "van", until I remembered that my first gig transport (other than riding shotgun with my dad) was a 10 year old '63 Beetle.

At the time, I had just bought a used Gibson bass amp. I can't remember the model, but it was the companion to the Les Paul LP1 and LP2 guitar stack, and sized to look equally imposing.

It was a ridiculous-looking thing, with blue tinsel grille cloth on an enormously over-sized twin 15 cab. The cab was wider and deeper front-to-back than any 2x15 I'd ever seen. There was a solid-state power amp in the bottom of the cab, and it was ridiculous for the era- definitely over 100 watts. I have a vague idea that it might have been as much as 200. It Eminence drivers, with huge square magnets. This mess was driven by a small preamp that sat on top of the cab like a pimple. It had coloured pea bulbs behind a translucent plastic panel, so the controls glowed different colors.

The thing was hilariously loud. It would have healthy competition for an SVT, if it weren't for the minor detail that the output was all bass- no discernable mids or treble. Whoever thought this was the perfect match for the mudbucker pickups on Gibson basses of the time, needed their head read.

Even with fresh roundwounds on my new-to-me '64 P-bass, the riff from In a Gadda Da Vida sounded like a herd of elephants moving furniture around under water.

Anyway, it tuned out that if I removed the back seat from the Beetle and replaced the stock front buckets with a pair of tiny ones from an old Austin Healey Sprite, I could just barely shoehorn the thing in the back.

Whether that's a good idea when you're headed for a polka wedding in a legion hall, circa October 1973, is a whole other story...
Was it a Sprug Eyed Bite?
 
I shuddered when I saw your little Ford "van", until I remembered that my first gig transport (other than riding shotgun with my dad) was a 10 year old '63 Beetle.

At the time, I had just bought a used Gibson bass amp. I can't remember the model, but it was the companion to the Les Paul LP1 and LP2 guitar stack, and sized to look equally imposing.

It was a ridiculous-looking thing, with blue tinsel grille cloth on an enormously over-sized twin 15 cab. The cab was wider and deeper front-to-back than any 2x15 I'd ever seen. There was a solid-state power amp in the bottom of the cab, and it was huge for the era- definitely over 100 watts. I have a vague idea that it might have been as much as 200. The drivers had huge square magnets. This was all driven by a small preamp that sat on top of the cab like a pimple. It had coloured pea bulbs behind a translucent plastic panel, so the controls glowed different colors.

The thing was hilariously loud. It would have healthy competition for an SVT, if it weren't for the minor detail that the output was all bass- no discernable mids or treble. Whoever thought this was the perfect match for the mudbucker pickups on Gibson basses of the time, needed their head read.

Even with fresh roundwounds on my new-to-me '64 P-bass, the riff from In a Gadda Da Vida sounded like a herd of elephants moving furniture around under water.

Anyway, it tuned out that if I removed the back seat from the Beetle and replaced the stock front buckets with a pair of tiny ones from an old Austin Healey Sprite, I could just barely shoehorn the thing in the back.

Whether that's a good idea when you're headed for a polka wedding in a legion hall, circa October 1973, is a whole other story...


I used to like playing polkas believe it or not as long as the drummer was good and the polka was fast. Used to play a lot of weddings in legion halls, and that's where we played the fast tight polkas.
 
I've never owned a big block but a buddy of mine had a 68 Plymouth GTX with a 440 in it when I was a kid, he used to let me drive it once in a while, you could just about snap your head off your neck with it, loved that thing. You have to have your priorities in order when choosing a car.
In the early 70s the Virginia State Police drove Plymouth Furys with, I think, 440 engines. A friend of mine decided he had to get one for himself, so he found a beige one. Those things were so wide I swear you could put five people abreast on the bench seats. He gave me a ride in it once. Never again. He was just a little too lead-footed for me. That thing screamed.
 
Ah. Memories. First car I owned was a 62 Impala ragtop, 327/Powerglide. The previous owner had used it to take prospective real estate buyers from Miami to the Naples/Ft. Myers area, and had had it re-geared with a very high rear end. The thing was a pig off the line, but would cruise at 85-90 and not break a sweat. Great car. I got hit-and-runned in it and it f---*ed up the suspension. Traded it for a 63 Volvo PV 544.

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My college car. I bought my '61 six-window Sedan Deville at an estate sale in '75 for $900. 39,000 original miles and still had the original thread-bare tires on it. The dead owner bought a new Caddy every two years and parked the old one in the barn. His kids also sold the '57, '59 and '63 that were there. I jumped on the '61 as soon as I saw it. I got some 'spect in the 'hood, I did! Found a kid in Madison whose specialty was old Caddies and whose father owned a Texaco station. He kept it running beautifully for me for 4 years. Sold it after school for $1200. Obviously not mine, but mine was lavender like this file photo. Oh, just remembered. I was able to buy the original full service manual from Cadillac for the original price! $3! Helped in dealing with all of the tech in the car (which worked great, except for the automatic headlight dimmer, which was a waste of dash space).

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In the early 70s the Virginia State Police drove Plymouth Furys with, I think, 440 engines. A friend of mine decided he had to get one for himself, so he found a beige one. Those things were so wide I swear you could put five people abreast on the bench seats. He gave me a ride in it once. Never again. He was just a little too lead-footed for me. That thing screamed.


Oh yeah, nothing like a big block, especially a Mopar.
 
My college car. I bought my '61 six-window Sedan Deville at an estate sale in '75 for $900. 39,000 original miles and still had the original thread-bare tires on it. The dead owner bought a new Caddy every two years and parked the old one in the barn. His kids also sold the '57, '59 and '63 that were there. I jumped on the '61 as soon as I saw it. I got some 'spect in the 'hood, I did! Found a kid in Madison whose specialty was old Caddies and whose father owned a Texaco station. He kept it running beautifully for me for 4 years. Sold it after school for $1200. Obviously not mine, but mine was lavender like this file photo. Oh, just remembered. I was able to buy the original full service manual from Cadillac for the original price! $3! Helped in dealing with all of the tech in the car (which worked great, except for the automatic headlight dimmer, which was a waste of dash space).

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Beautiful car.
 
Beautiful car.
The thing must have had autopilot, 'cause I sure have ZERO memory of the drive back to Madison from Milwaukee after Floyd's Animals tour stop at County Stadium. Well that, that the 4-way hit of windowpane I and my 4 friends did. We were the last car out of the parking lot. Security guy (good thing he wasn't a cop!) knocked on the window and said we had to leave, we were the last car. Apparently, we had no driver. There were two guys sitting in front. I was in the middle in the back seat. I got out, got in the driver's seat, fired her up and went straight. Over the curb. Through the drainage ditch. Across the southbound lanes of US41. Across the median and north on 41 to I-94 West. Managed to piece all of that together after we recovered the next day from the other 4 guys. Glad they remembered! :roflmao::laugh::roflmao::laugh:
 
The thing must have had autopilot, 'cause I sure have ZERO memory of the drive back to Madison from Milwaukee after Floyd's Animals tour stop at County Stadium. Well that, that the 4-way hit of windowpane I and my 4 friends did.


Now that is one thing I never attempted, at least that I can remember. :laugh:
 
What is it about big box stores? I’ve been looking for a new TV, decided on a Samsung. It’s a new model and not in stock everywhere. Went to one place who claimed to have one. I was thinking about picking it up but decided that it would be too difficult for me to move it so opted for their “estimated free” delivery.

I dug through their web site and buried three layers deep in the shipping FAQ is a policy that TV’s over 55” have a $50 additional delivery charge. Calling customer service confirmed this. I was told that it’s a heavy unit that requires two delivery people. So I go all the way through the purchase just to see, including giving my credit card. They spring the extra charge in at the very end before clicking on place the order.

So I go somewhere else. The next place takes my order, free delivery, it’s normally $50. The order process offers delivery dates to choose from. I pick one and place the order. A panel comes up saying that because of covid, there could be additional delays. The next day, I receive a call, they don’t have the set in stock and expect delivery to the store in two weeks. I then find out that they charged the full amount to my card when the order was placed.

A delay isn’t a big problem, I can accept that. I question the way that they do business, it makes me grumpy.
 
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Nice, what year was that, about a '64? I was thinking of buying a '74 about twenty years ago with a 440 except it had a manifold leak and they didn't make them anymore for the wagon, was a beautiful car though. It had a power rear window.

You're right on the money! It was a 64! The band I had called it "The Whale." You never felt a bump and it seemed to glide over the road. I remember the powered rear window. I never realized as a teen how lucky I was owning such a nice first car.

I used to like playing polkas believe it or not as long as the drummer was good and the polka was fast. Used to play a lot of weddings in legion halls, and that's where we played the fast tight polkas.

When I joined the Army and was transferred to Germany I spent the weekends playing in local bands made up of locals and military. We learned a bunch of polkas and 70's dance hits as well as old standards. When I returned home we really didn't have much use for polkas unless we played in the Ballard district in Seattle, a very well known Scandinavian community. Sons of Norway, anyone?

My college car. I bought my '61 six-window Sedan Deville at an estate sale in '75 for $900. 39,000 original miles and still had the original thread-bare tires on it. The dead owner bought a new Caddy every two years and parked the old one in the barn. His kids also sold the '57, '59 and '63 that were there. I jumped on the '61 as soon as I saw it. I got some 'spect in the 'hood, I did! Found a kid in Madison whose specialty was old Caddies and whose father owned a Texaco station. He kept it running beautifully for me for 4 years. Sold it after school for $1200. Obviously not mine, but mine was lavender like this file photo. Oh, just remembered. I was able to buy the original full service manual from Cadillac for the original price! $3! Helped in dealing with all of the tech in the car (which worked great, except for the automatic headlight dimmer, which was a waste of dash space).

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Gorgeous car. They were more like boats that floated rather than rode over the roads. People who never owned similar models missed out on what decadent comfort Old Detroit (American) cars provided.
 
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Coming from Vancouver, Canada (eh), my favorite hamburger is from the White Spot chain. Besides dine-in, they have car hops that serve you in your vehicle. They have a secret Triple-O Sauce that is great and I can't find anywhere else. Every trip back includes at least one visit, yum, yum :).
That would be ketchup, mayonnaise, and mustard.

The first amp I played through was a 7ender Super Reverb(yeah, I know, Guitar amp-it's what the Navy issued).
The 1962 7ender Concert Amp I had years ago sounded great with bass, that's why folks like Joe Osborn used one in the studio. :thumbsup:

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A good client of our's at the (black & white, only) photo lab had a Jetglo black one, great car.

I just remembered the name Chrysler Crossfire?

Yup, when Chrysler was partnered with Mercedes Benz. Which is basically was.
Under the skin it was all Mercedes.
 
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What is it about big box stores? I’ve been looking for a new TV, decided on a Samsung. It’s a new model and not in stock everywhere. Went to one place who claimed to have one. I was thinking about picking it up but decided that it would be too difficult for me to move it so opted for their “estimated free” delivery.

I dug through their web site and buried three layers deep in the shipping FAQ is a policy that TV’s over 55” have a $40-$50 additional delivery charge. Calling customer service confirmed this. I was told that it’s a heavy unit that requires two delivery people. So I go all the way through the purchase just to see, including giving my credit card. They spring the extra charge in at the very end before clicking on place the order.

So I go somewhere else. The next place takes my order, free delivery, it’s normally $50. The order process offers delivery dates to choose from. I pick one and place the order. A panel comes up saying that because of covid, there could be additional delays. The next day, I receive a call, they don’t have the set in stock and expect delivery to the store in two weeks. I then find out that they charged the full amount to my card when the order was placed.

A delay isn’t a big problem, I can accept that. I question the way that they do business, it makes me grumpy.

I don't blame you. I did nothing but simply order a set of Labella strings. They didn't ship them to the address I noted on my order. They shipped them to an address I used to have over two years ago. They admitted their error and will send another set out to the correct address but, wait, now they don't have them in stock. It's been almost a month and my card has been charged. Am I happy...Nope. I am tired of these vendors using COVID as an excuse as they did in this case. Yep!
 
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Way back, when I had an HD, I learned very quickly that the dealer was just stupid expensive for anything. I rode an hour and a half so a guy I met on the Interwebz could do its first service at his house. He charged me for oil and I don't remember what else -- piddly, at any rate -- but wouldn't take anything for his labor. So we saddled up and I bought him a nice lunch. Then I got the BMW K1200LT (Light Truck) and forgot all about HD.

This one is my first and only HD. I had a hard time not buying a Honda. I had a couple when I was younger but they didn't have anything that appealed to me. The very same HD store above lost a sale because of an idiot sales guy. I was looking at a new Road King and was ready to buy something. Price tag was 18,995. I asked the guy what his best price was. "I can't tell you. You'll have to make an offer". I asked again, same answer. I said ok smartass (to myself) "I'll give you 15" "Whoa, I can't sell it for that" "Well then tell me what you'll sell it for" "I can't do that" "Bye Bye". Went to a preowned bike emporium and found the Springer. We had a ton of fun buying that bike and yanking the sales guy's chain. He was a good guy. He wouldn't budge off the price but did give us a pretty good store credit for helmets and stuff.

HD - Hundred Dollar every time you walk into the store. I stopped buying t-shirts unless it something unusual like the two below. I wanted a long sleeve from Silverton HD the worlds highest Harley store but they were 55 bucks giving new meaning to "highest" and Silverton is a clothing only store so there's that, too.

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I've never owned a big block but a buddy of mine had a 68 Plymouth GTX with a 440 in it when I was a kid, he used to let me drive it once in a while, you could just about snap your head off your neck with it, loved that thing. You have to have your priorities in order when choosing a car.

Priorities - bah!

But actually, yes. Almost let emotions spend a pretty good chunk of change on a '69 Camaro Pace Car that had some problems but sure looked good and sounded good! Nothing like the sound of a small block Chevy. Almost wrote the check after hearing it!

Sanity (sort of) won out and we "settled" for a Corvette. :D
 
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