I hear that some people like to wear a dog collar and leash while they are being spanked.
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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"
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I hear that some people like to wear a dog collar and leash while they are being spanked.
My wife once worked as a chamber maid at a hotel. Apparently some guests used to wet the bed, especially on their last night.
And they weren't suspicious that you were having such a hard time trying to lick yourself?..... unless ......ohhh..nevermind.
Well, all I can remember right now is they did question why I had no assgnats like the other dawgs.
Edit: I don't know why all the likes.....All I did was reply with emoticons...and they didn't show up.
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GonePaid popped this up with a like. I'm home now, toes and fingers. Even after beer and yard care.
Wait, I'm missing a nut! What the... oh there it is. Amazing where these things can go once you reach GOFdom and sag sets in. I'm all here Will.
Just heard from our brother Will, Carrie is not feeling well. So he is busy at her side as he should be. Bless him... heart of GOLD. There is no reason to be concerned at this time, just day after surgery pain as far as I know... BUT she still needs our prayin's... infection at this level is a big deal and we don't want it coming back.
I seem to have all my extremities. Some don't work so well, but at least it's....er, they're still attached. Gig tomorrow night @ a VFW. Should be interesting since we haven't played together in about 7 weeks.(don't tell the crowd). NSD for my 67 TBird: Ernie Ball Cobalt Flats. Love these things.
Awesome you are jammin' for the vets, GP!!!I seem to have all my extremities. Some don't work so well, but at least it's....er, they're still attached. Gig tomorrow night @ a VFW. Should be interesting since we haven't played together in about 7 weeks.(don't tell the crowd). NSD for my 67 TBird: Ernie Ball Cobalt Flats. Love these things.
Hi GOF's. A short break after all day consults and med visits. Carey's pain is from the long cut (although almost microscopic) is hurting, as well it should be, said the Dr. She's also nauseous and taking nausea medicine. But like bro @BadExample said, she's on the mend.
Speaking of... thank you @BadExample for updating the GOF's for me as we've been texting and talking, an I wanted you to convey to this burly group of grumpies how Carey was doing, as everyone was praying for her and still is.
I know I'm in the right place because this Friday night we're already talking about humping and farting!
Speaking of... thank you @BadExample for updating the GOF's for me as we've been texting and talking, an I wanted you to convey to this burly group of grumpies how Carey was doing, as everyone was praying for her and still is.
I know I'm in the right place because this Friday night we're already talking about humping and farting!
I seem to have all my extremities. Some don't work so well, but at least it's....er, they're still attached. Gig tomorrow night @ a VFW. Should be interesting since we haven't played together in about 7 weeks.(don't tell the crowd). NSD for my 67 TBird: Ernie Ball Cobalt Flats. Love these things.
Don't break anything!
I'd like to say we are but it's open to the public on dance nights. Hopefully there'll be some there-besides the drummer(Army)and me(Navy).
Whatever I can do for you man!Hi GOF's. A short break after all day consults and med visits. Carey's pain is from the long cut (although almost microscopic) is hurting, as well it should be, said the Dr. She's also nauseous and taking nausea medicine. But like bro @BadExample said, she's on the mend.
Speaking of... thank you @BadExample for updating the GOF's for me as we've been texting and talking, an I wanted you to convey to this burly group of grumpies how Carey was doing, as everyone was praying for her and still is.
I know I'm in the right place because this Friday night we're already talking about humping and farting!
Even a small deep incision in the belly is very painful. The muscles are cut and those muscles are used for everything.
Humping and farting, pics or it didn't happen!
ALB has always been a great friend here. There is no better human sole.
Kiss her for all of us GOFs, on the cheek. ON THE CHEEK. Seriously, let her know we really care.
True. And we're at an American Legion next Saturday. Ya know in FL, our 'season' is just starting as the Snowbirds head south.
That's great! Two very good organizations that are great to help in any way. Just the fact that they give a place for NAVETS... I mean GOFVETS a place to hang out, have a meal, chat, etc. is really a very good and needed avenue. Viet Nam vets really need comoradity now, especially those who suffer emotional wounds. It's up to those who are less wounded and the younger vets to keep it alive. The public going to bigno, to eat, anything helps.
G'nite GOF's. I guess I should ask everyone to behave but I know that's not possible in this grizzly thread... 
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