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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

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Good thing I have plenty of tomato juice and vodka here. Whooopeeeeee.:woot:

Yuck!!! Clamato Juice and I'll join ya! :D

Vodka, a goodly dash of Celery salt, a few drops of Green Tobasco, a couple of shakes of Worcestershire Sauce, a good squeeze of lemon and top up with Mott's Clamato juice. A Caesar made in heaven!!! :D
 
I was oversimplifying for the younger idiots reading this thread.
Clamato.... definitely
Smirnov or at least equivalent.... mandatory (I use Gilbys.... a bit less expensive but never had a hangover from it.)
Fresh lemon juice
Fresh lime juice
1/3 shot worstershire (yeah I spelled it wrong)
At least 10 shakes of old bay
Knife tip of horseradish (not the SUPER hot stuff)
If you want added hot sauce , I have it but I don't use the stuff myself
The party has begun , come on down and belly up.
Oh yeah and a clove of fresh squeezed garlic.
 
Naaaaa You guys need to be drinking Bloody Marys with me and Paul;)

If made with Clamato juice they become Bloody Caesars!! :) The rest however sounds like a good plan!.

Edit: I should have mentioned that I like the extra spicy Clamato, the one with the red lid. If you like horseradish then the yellow lid is the one for you. :D
 
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Now if you could just get someone to fart soprano............

At one time in my adult life, in the eighties, I could hit a higher note than my soprano sister. This, it should be mentioned, was singing not the other thing. Then I lost it when I didn't sing falsetto for a few years. Still, lately as I try to hit higher and higher notes, the roughness seems to be easing. I'm hoping that I'll be able to get some of it back and usable.
 
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