I still have a landline[for the alarm system]. I almost never answer it but if I do-and it's a sales call- I tell them to hang on while I get a pen to write this down. Then I grab my conch shell.......and I know how to use it.In the Elder Times before caller ID, perchance I might ask a telephone scammer "can you hold a moment, please, while I turn off the stove?" Put the receiver down and .... wait. The record before they hung up approached 30 minutes.
"Receiver". How quaint.
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