I'm starting a new genre of music called whocarescore.
How about "MellowCore" or "LoungeCore"...
Heck, I think I'm gonna patent that last one!!!
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I'm starting a new genre of music called whocarescore.
Oi, Oi, Oi! Too cool!In case anyone wants to hear: [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
Is this going to be an anti Faith No More genre?

What strikes me about metal these days is that it has subdivided itself into so many infinitesimal subgenres that the bands and the fans seem to really limit themselves. Oh no, it's not a hardcore band... it's not a thrash metal band... and for god's sake not a glam metal band... it's GRINDCORE band. That's DIFFERENT. I'm all in favor of exploring new musicality and developing new genres, but to me it does seem to have passed the point of being productive.
Ride with me! Together we will protect metal from the overabundance of hate that exists against it in this world!
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I shall ride with you. to your cause i pledge my axe!
and if u want to complain about metal, complain about this
I defy someone to really pay attention to that bassist and say metal players aren't talented. MAybe not for you, but that's some impressive technique, especially with that intensity.
I defy someone to really pay attention to that bassist and say metal players aren't talented. MAybe not for you, but that's some impressive technique, especially with that intensity.
Another example of the interweb continuity loss, I was trying to support the point of your post, I got your drift.
Lets just agree to agree, huh?![]()
Another example of the interweb continuity loss, I was trying to support the point of your post, I got your drift.
Lets just agree to agree, huh?![]()
This is because (I theorize) "metal" is not just a form of music; it's also a lifestyle or philosophy. One who subscribes to that lifestyle tends to consider all things metal to equate with desirable and cool. This makes things awkward when faced with a band that (in that person's opinion) sucks: it's metal, which equals good, but they suck, which equals bad---does not compute.
The way metalloids break out of this conundrum is to define a sub-genre of metal which is the "real" or preferred metal, which includes the bands they like, and identify some other sub-genre comprised of the bands they think suck. The result is vitriolic internet brawls over whether band X is in genre A or genre B, the answer to which depends on whether you like band X and which genre you prefer.
This is because (I theorize) "metal" is not just a form of music; it's also a lifestyle or philosophy. One who subscribes to that lifestyle tends to consider all things metal to equate with desirable and cool. This makes things awkward when faced with a band that (in that person's opinion) sucks: it's metal, which equals good, but they suck, which equals bad---does not compute.
The way metalloids break out of this conundrum is to define a sub-genre of metal which is the "real" or preferred metal, which includes the bands they like, and identify some other sub-genre comprised of the bands they think suck. The result is vitriolic internet brawls over whether band X is in genre A or genre B, the answer to which depends on whether you like band X and which genre you prefer.