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How to dress

Guitar player hates when I bust out the red pants, but our female singer (and band leader) likes them (She's a red-head and the band is called "Red Delicious"). This was at an outdoor festival and they wanted "80's" - we were opening for a Journey tribute band. Note - I don't like the fit of these, but they were the only red pants I could find;)
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okay, looks dope, but... I count at least three layers under the hot stage lights? How in the Lord's name are you not drenched in sweat by the second song? is it all made out of polythylene or some other performance athletic fabric?

Sweat is all part of the mojo, man. That's how the chicks know you're a RAWK STAR!

Seriously, though, we most use LED lights, which aren't that hot, and if it DOES get uncomfortably hot, I'll shed layers at break.

But mojo sweats anyway.

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or just dress in all black and stand in the back so nobody can see you

WANT.

This Jack Kirby character, "Kamandi," was a comic book hero of mine in the 70's, and he wore nothing but cutoffs, so I will take your ride, Mike: Shorts it is.


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Hey - if you're going to wear torn cutoff shorts with nothing else but a pair of BUCKET BOOTS, we can make an exception!
 
I try to get my mates to wear dresses, but those guys are pretty boring. I actually have to reel it in a little so we look like we belong together. Luckily our singerbabe is at least a little flashy.

This is my roommates band (bottom right, plays the saw), & they've got a fun & beautiful presence when they gig

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Edit: just realized their drummer is wearing a goodwill granny dress on top, and a clockwork orange looking jumper with a wig and fake boobs in the bottom one. He doesn't look silly at all ... cuz whatever he decides to wear, he 'owns it' & pulls it off to look good. It's not for everybody, lol
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Good advise in this thread and some pretty funny stuff to. Here's our band pic. In the open spot in the lower left will go our new Trombone player. Hopefully that pic will happen this Friday. BTW I did all the photography and Photoshop work.

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I have to close crop all of our live band pics for our promos/Facebook pics because my BL/guitar player loves wearing shorts and walking shoes/sandals. Here's us uncropped (and a bit grainy).

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Our band never argues about anything, but I can see this fashion nightmare leading to a doozy, involving a possible rage quit on my end!
 
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