I bought it in 04. I was just excited to finally buy a fender jazz after looking at em for a few years in a catalog. I don't think there was anything on the shelf other than that black and maybe wine red.That's a really nice looking bass, I'm not a huge fan of bursts either, but I'd take that one.
I'd say sell it and look for a replacement. I don't understand why you bought it to begin with.
To describe your reaction with words like cringe and stomach turn, this bass is not for you. I'd think if those are your serious reactions, it's gotta go. If you are exaggerating, I'd say sell it anyway. I'll give it a good home.

