If you had a dollar...

[neddyrow]

if i had a dollar every time my DB was called a "cello"

i am not rude in my reply when i tell them it is an upright or double bass but i am always surprised.

i get the music programs in school are hardly existent and kids don't get the exposure to these instruments, but knowing what a cello is tells me you know something. i'm not sitting while playing and this thing is huuuuuge!

 

[sharkbait130]

If I had a dollar for every time I was right about a song and the guitar players were wrong (especially the ones that said "I've been playing that song for 20 years") I could buy another..........Oh crap , can't talk about them in here any more.

 

[nerkoids]

If I had a dollar for every time nobody's been banned...

 

[BurnOut]

If I had a dollar for every guitarist that thinks they can play bass.

If I had a dollar every time the drummer shifted time in the middle of a song, but then I'd have to give it to Mr Bass'd on a true story, cause of what he said, But I's learnin, I's learnin

 

[BigBigGuy44]

If I had a dollar for every time someone asked "weight?" in the classifieds, I could easily cover Lamar Odom's tab at the Bunny Ranch.

 

[mellowinman]

If I had a dollar for every time I had a large acrobatic penguin walk up to me and shout dirty limericks, while riding a unicycle and juggling halibut, I wouldn't have even one.

 

[Nev375]

If I had a dollar every time I put my two cents in when someone asked "a penny for your thoughts" i'd come out with only 99 cents.

And I think that's where the phrase a penny saved is a penny earned comes from. Which I think means the best business policy is to keep one's own mouth shut.

 

[twinjet]

If I had a dollar for every "GAS FREE!" post, I could fulfill my own.

 

[Felken]

If I had a dollar for every guitarist that thinks they can play bass.

Lol!!!

 

[Grumry]

If I had a dollar for every time my fiancé told me to "put that thing away", I could buy many nicer things I'd have to keep away.

 

[tr4252]

If I had a dollar for every time I had a dollar, I'd be charged with tax evasion.

Tom

 

[lermgalieu]

if i had a dollar every time my DB was called a "cello"

i am not rude in my reply when i tell them it is an upright or double bass but i am always surprised.

i get the music programs in school are hardly existent and kids don't get the exposure to these instruments, but knowing what a cello is tells me you know something. i'm not sitting while playing and this thing is huuuuuge!

This - I was about to post the same thing until I noticed your reply.

 

[BlueAliceOasis]

If I had a dollar for everyday I go without a teacher, I would smile more.

 

[Tom Howland]

If i had a dollar for every time a guitarist said, " Can you turn up " I'd be rich. P.S. All you guitarist turn the f**k down maybe.

 

[dgrizzly]

If I had a dollar for every time someone said this to me:

I would join a reggae band and make some real cash.

Spoiler: Got Eeeem!

 

[deste]

...I guess I spent it on gambling, booze, and wild women. The rest I just wasted.

Pete Best, a real rocker!

 

[repoman]

...for every time I woke up with a new pain in my joints.

 

[shawshank72]

If I had a dollar for everytime I had to remind the guitarist the chord progression, I could live happily ever after.

 

[shawshank72]

...for every time I woke up with a new pain in my joints.

This too.

 

[whodom]

If I had a dollar for every time our BL has incorrectly sung the part about who's fault it is every verse of "Margaritaville", I could buy a REALLY nice rig.