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Interviewing Bassists Stories Pt. 3

#261
I just want you to know that I, too, am going to post a review. However, since you don't know where I live and will have no way of ever finding me, I am not going to put "WARNING: REVIEW" in the header. I'm going to put: "Tom Wictor Please Read. IMPORTANT!"

Oh, wait, you DO know where I live. Plan's off.

Oh, wait again - you have Meniere's and can't travel to find me. Plan back on!
 
#263
I BEAT ALL YOU SONS OF BENEDICTS!!!!!!!

A whole crate of them came today.
 

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MouseRat said:
I just want you to know that I, too, am going to post a review. However, since you don't know where I live and will have no way of ever finding me, I am not going to put "WARNING: REVIEW" in the header. I'm going to put: "Tom Wictor Please Read. IMPORTANT!"

Oh, wait, you DO know where I live. Plan's off.

Oh, wait again - you have Meniere's and can't travel to find me. Plan back on!
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I can't travel. You know who can?

Tim.

Think very carefully about your so-called plan. Ever read Papillon? Remember the "plans" in that book?

Tim'll turn my book into the sort of plan they had in Papillon. And he won't roll it up. He'll, um, apply my plan to you as is.

Just sayin'.
 

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Maybe I'll post my review a few words at a time over the course of a few days, mixing it up between other posts so that it appears I am just posting random things. You would have to go out of your way to actually read the entire review.
 
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lucyfur said:
I hope if works better than your proof-reading software! :D
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My proofreading software sucks you-know-what. Mac and Microsoft. They're garbage.

The finished book has a couple of typos that initially bothered me, and then I thought, "You know what? They bear witness to this stupid, ridiculous, Monty Python-style disease, so that's fine."

Diseases like cancer and diabetes at least serve a biological function in that they thin the herd. What the hell is the function of a nonfatal, incurable illness that just makes you dizzy and pukey?

You tell me.
 

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