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Joke time
- Thread starter rtslinger
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Bassist4Eris
Frat-Pack Sympathizer
Why did Captain Kirk use the ladies room on the Enterprise? He wanted to boldy "go" where no man had gone before.
Bassist4Eris
Frat-Pack Sympathizer
Some people are like slinkies. Basically useless, but fun to push down the stairs.
How many groupies does it take to change a lightbulb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRHMPBYPahA
(Warning. Cheap Trick content in a 16 second lightbulb commercial)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRHMPBYPahA
(Warning. Cheap Trick content in a 16 second lightbulb commercial)
Whats the definition of a Sperm Bank?
An idea whose....come has time.
Made that up myself.
Apologies in advance if necessary.
An idea whose....come has time.
Made that up myself.
Apologies in advance if necessary.
Old joke I probably got from the TB forums.
An elderly veteran is a guest speaker for a high school class and is asked about the scariest moment he had during the war. He relates how he was flying alone and got bounced by a squadron of fokkers. As he describes the fight the kids start snickering every time he says "fokker" prompting their teacher to interrupt the veteran and tell the class that a fokker was a type of airplane. "That's true" the old vet said "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmitts!"
An elderly veteran is a guest speaker for a high school class and is asked about the scariest moment he had during the war. He relates how he was flying alone and got bounced by a squadron of fokkers. As he describes the fight the kids start snickering every time he says "fokker" prompting their teacher to interrupt the veteran and tell the class that a fokker was a type of airplane. "That's true" the old vet said "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmitts!"
Along those lines.....
What do the starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?
The both go to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons.
Along a similar vein...
Old Bob Melvin joke:
I was a pilot during the cold war. One day as I was on patrol, I suddenly found myself surrounded by Russians. Russians in front of me, Russians behind me. Russians to the left and right, over and under! What do you do?
I became a Russian.
And on that note, what's the definition of perfect pitch?
The perfect pitch is when you throw an accordian into a dumpster and it lands on a banjo.
If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black wete to jump off a cliff and race to the bottom, who would win?
Society.
Society.
Did you hear the one about the dwarf psychic who's managed to elude the police dragnet? The headline read Small medium at large.
father says to son,what do you want to do when you grow up son? son says"i want to play bass dad.father says to son"you cant do both son.
