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Let's spread some musical misinformation

Getting to third bass in music means you go from fingerstyle to...........WOW, I am actually starting to think that was inappropriate!
You think that's bad, I played third 'bone in high school...
oh and how many registered bassists will be playing it?

Just one. With at least 10 years experience, and no recent gig related accidents...
 
In addition, any pink neon sign doubles the beat of the drummer, provided he doesn't use any piezo technology.

Ooh sheep-dip, yeah, forgot about the dang pink neon and the drummer. GOoD Call Jay2U!


Don't forget to give props to your vocal list, straightens them right up! Not only that, but it beats having a vocal lithp. Vocal lithps make everything thound funny... kinda campy, even – ethpethally thongs with lotth of thybalenth. [No offense intended to lispers]
 
I get better insurance coverage with a few lessons under my strap. A belt voids my deductible due to a buckle-rash clause.

Whatever, I get more mileage out of walking than when I'm really driving the band; and it's so easy to GAS up nowadays, just logon to TB and fill up instantly...

Hmm... I getting dangerously close to the edge where I cross the center line from Misinformation to ... Let's not go there. :oops:
 
Berry Gordy was to produce a radio show along the lines of the Howard Stern Show, but mainly interviewing musicians, with Bo Diddley hosting and Lady Bo co-hosting – it was to be called ...

"BO TALKS".

The main sponsor was to be a rival of Alergan, the maker of a famous anti-wrinkle formula. However, said sponsor, German company Merz Pharma, pulled out when it couldn't get the name of the show changed to Xeominutes (Pronounced as "Show Minutes"). Gordy supported the name-change, but he didn't know Diddley, who refused to rename the show and talks broke down between Gordy and both Bos – the atmosphere became completely toxic and left everyone frowning with neither side backing down and causing everyone to lose face.
 
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