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Let's spread some musical misinformation

If you're getting a lot of flat notes you can fix them with this:-

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Afterwards, you may need to "pump up the volume" ...

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... and ...

"Dan's, DAN'S!"

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There was no Metal during the surf music days. It would rust, making the sound very tinny.
But, surf music was the inspiration for Metal. Some guitar players in Tarzana were looking for something new and heard The Ventures do Pipeline. Hey, they said, Pipelines cam be made of metal. I have this idea...
 
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Multitudes of musicians think the bass was named after the fish.

But actually it's because when the electric bass first appeared, they were all made out of Basswood.

Bass (the fish) actually belong to the family ' Perciformes' or "Perch-like fishes".

Leo Fender's first bass was called a Perch. But he used the wrong finish on it and it Smelt terrible...

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The Bass Fishermen's Guild have long guarded their secrets for catching bass, but just as there has been a trend in magic of magicians revealing how they did a trick, so too have Guild Bass Fishermen begun to reveal what techniques and bait they use.

Fender Precision:
The standard method is slow trolling with a speckle-patterned 3 oz. spoon (the heavier the spoon, the better the tone of the P-Bass you'll catch). NB Very IMPORTANT: Liberally smear the spoon with bacon grease.

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If given a choice such as this, always go for the more speckled option!
Speckled = the traditional red-diamond is quite good;
Striped = increased deadspots on the neck.


Fender Jazz:
Jazz basses tend to ignore whatever works for P-Basses. The method Jazz basses respond best to seems to be jigging.

[Invalid or Expired Link Removed] A 9 oz Jig suitable for catching a Jazz with Olympic White finish (colour of the bass isn't necessarily always dependent on the colour of the jig or lure, but it helps).

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If you intend to play a lot of solos on your Jazz or play anything like Jaco or Rocco, stick to short-stroke jigging (use chicken grease on the lure); If you play a broad range of musical styles and still get to solo on occasion try short- & long-stroke jigging (olive oil on the lure); If you're a roots-music player and/or stick to roots and "meat & potatoes" type of playing you won't go wrong with long-stroke jigging for your Jazz (lanolin as the base smell).

Curiously, the aforementioned techniques for Fender Jazz will not work on other Jazz basses such as a Lakland, though you could experiment with the type of lure and odorant (bacon grease perhaps?).


Music Man Stingray:
The MM Stingray is pretty straightforward to catch, so it's a wonder non-guild Bass fishermen didn't figure this out sooner.

Shrimp.

It is simply the most efficacious way to catch a MM Stingray, bait hooks with shrimp and you'll have a Stingray hitting your line in no time. Now shrimp-shaped plugs can work, too, but they need to be soaked in shrimp brine before use, so why bother – use fresh live shrimp for the best tone!

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Well...
That's all the info I have at the moment. I'll come back and post on the somewhat more rare bass catching techniques such as those for Gibson SGs and the delicate hollowbodies of Hagstrom and Guild.


Good luck catching your Bass!
 
The Bass Fishermen's Guild have long guarded their secrets for catching bass, but just as there has been a trend in magic of magicians revealing how they did a trick, so too have Guild Bass Fishermen begun to reveal what techniques and bait they use.




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Well...
That's all the info I have at the moment. I'll come back and post on the somewhat more rare bass catching techniques such as those for Gibson SGs and the delicate hollowbodies of Hagstrom and Guild.


Good luck catching your Bass!
Any advice on catching a fretless?
 
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I find drifting off the Continental Shelf, with live slimy mackerel on a Paternoster rig, is best for fretless bass. I've landed a good number this way. I like to practice catch and release these days, after distressing the bass a little of course, as this adds value for the next lucky basstronaut to strap themselves in and fight the fabled fretless.
 
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Eric my chum, what do you suggest for some extra "Mwah"?

Would love to catch a Gill-Dead fretless, but I'll likely eat all the jellied eels myself... :unsure:

Generally, that comes after you've caught your fretless. 'Mwah', as ane fule kno, is a direct result of Low Action - there used to be a few places around Hankow Street in Kowloon where one could get this.

That said, it might be possible to shortcut the process by just attaching a pair of tart's knickers to the eel; for some seriously low action, a pair of ladyboy's undergarments could work.

 
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