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Let's spread some musical misinformation
- Thread starter pklima
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Tuvan throat-singing is only possible after a live bullfrog has been swallowed whole.
Symphony conductors are actually using a WiFi baton that controls the musicians' instruments--they just mime in time to the music the conductor is leading.
The acoustic treatment in Marvin Gaye's studio included a hexual ceiling.
Monk Montgomery wrote to Leo Fender to phrase the prototype base guitar he was given to test spelling it "bass" when he wrote to Leo Fender in a phrase of his new electric base, Leo read the letter and decided to rename it his creation the P bass, the rest is history
A Contra-Bassoon is a buffoon who plays bass and starts arguments.
Leonard Cohen originally wrote "First We Take Manhattan" for a movie soundtrack, and the lyrics were "First we take Manhattan, then the Muppets take Manhattan". Jim Henson hated it, though.
This news just broke, All guitar manufactures as of the end of Nov., 2016 will stop production on all passive bass guitars!
Starting Dec 1, 2016 all bass guitars manufactured in the US and a broad will be active. This reporter has discovered that the manufactures have systematically begun hostel take overs of all the battery manufactures! Those basterds
Starting Dec 1, 2016 all bass guitars manufactured in the US and a broad will be active. This reporter has discovered that the manufactures have systematically begun hostel take overs of all the battery manufactures! Those basterds
Lord Weird Slough Feg gradually changed their name to Mister Somewhat Awkward At Parties Slough Feg and then Slough Feg.
An upright bassoon is a buffoon who is also a stand-up comedian.
The Fiddler on the Roof has been arrested on a charge of public indecency.
That would be a hard act to follow!A new pill has been developed that makes the bassist stand longer and firmer.
Topol was originally supposed to star in a sequel to Fiddler on the Roof. Unfortunately he lost out to a cat. The name of the movie was then modified to Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
Lucy in the sky with Diamonds, by William Shatner is one of the best recorded songs ever.
Followed closely by Leonard Nimoys Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.
Followed closely by Leonard Nimoys Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.
Okay this is what we all have been waiting for, a smartphone for bass players, Samsung has just announced they are working on a smartphone for their bass loving customers. This thing comes with two mid range speakers and a built in subwoofer to please any lower ender looking to rock the bottom end of the smartphone experience. Sorry no pictures of the face of this beauty, but they were happy to let me get a peek of the business end 
looks killer to me, can't wait release is scheduled for April,2017
looks killer to me, can't wait release is scheduled for April,2017 
