Let's spread some musical misinformation

[ZenG]

Bump 'n' Grind has no place in Rock 'n' Roll.

 

[ZenG]

Drake will revolutionize the music industry.

 

[zontar]

The composer Haydn was actually born with the last name Smith, but Haydn was a nickname due to his prowess at playing Hide & Seek

 

[ZenG]

Haydn had a brother named Aero

 

[Jay2U]

The price of a bass is determined by the number of frets, times the number of strings, times the number of pickups.

 

[zontar]

Mispronouncing words when you sing always sounds more emotional

 

[ZenG]

You can use the same bass and amp for these genres:-

Greaser Hippie
Greaser Lounge
Greaser Smooth Jazz
Greaser Punk
Hippie HolyRoller
Orchestral Punk Grease
Millenial Country Bop
Smooth Hippie Country
Punk Yuppy Tribute
Modern Millenial Smooth Blues

 

[popcat]

The price of a bass is determined by the number of frets, times the number of strings, times the number of pickups.

And, x2 if you buy it at Guitar Center (but they may throw in a free strap).

 

[popcat]

There's always a lot of buzz on TB about the quality of the player vs the value of the instrument. Many think a pro bass player will sound just as good on a Squier as a Fender American Deluxe or a pro Pianist sounding as good on a midi vs a Stienway.
Well here's two examples of players that have only been playing for a couple of years at most so they're no where near pro level but just listen to how good they can play on nice upscale instruments...


I'm gonna sell all my basses and buy a really nice Ritter, then I'll sound just as good as they do!

He's not so great, the bass kid is playing with 5 strings; I have to make due with only 4.

I wonder if the piano kid could cover the organ parts on In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida?

 

[pklima]

Freemium jazz is when a band plays freeform jazz without being paid, but if you pay them they will play some recognizable standards.

 

[ZenG]

You have to watch it when playing freeform Jazz....you're into Disco before you even know it.....

 

[Jay2U]

Thrash Jazz will take over the metal scene.

 

[NWB]

With the decline in electric instruments in popular music, the bass is now being repurposed to building demolition.

Guitar is on its own and will have no use in the future.

 

[ZenG]

Tasty basslines now come Gluten-free.

 

[zontar]

Choirs are for people who can't sing

 

[GBassNorth]

Choirs are for people who can't sing

Yep, same goes for playing in an orchestra. If you can't play a note on key the best place to be is in an orchestra where you are surrounded by dozens of people that can compensate for your shortcomings.

 

[GBassNorth]

Breaking News...
A Bass player working at a cookie dough factory died in a tragic workplace accident. He lost his footing and fell into a large vat of cookie dough and was quickly pulled under and drowned. The body has yet to be found, apparently he got lost in the mix.

 

[ZenG]

Breaking News...
A Bass player working at a cookie dough factory died in a tragic workplace accident. He lost his footing and fell into a large vat of cookie dough and was quickly pulled under and drowned. The body has yet to be found, apparently he got lost in the mix.

Turns out he was wearing boots not flats.

 

[ThudThudThud]

Pianos with three pedals are manual transmission, and pianos with two pedals are automatic.
~ and the black keys are louder than the white keys.

 

[xgator4u]

Lemmy didn't actually die, last week he was sighted working in a Dunkin Dounuts with Elvis.